The Corrupted Wish Game

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but some other dung beetles get to it first, and then we form a band called The Beetles.

 

I wish for The Beetles to be succesful.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but they but on a *crappy* performance and then get *stomped* out by the public.

 

I wish these puns were easier to think of.

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Granted. You end up getting run over by a truck upon making an easy pun to think of.

 

I wish to eat a ceasar salad.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. I pissed in it.

 

I wish not showering for 3 days didn't make me smell like crap.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, it makes you smell likd puke.

 

I wish The Beetles didn't get stepped on.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, they got run over while failing to think of new puns to put into their songs.

[Callisto 1,877]

I wish for nothing bad to ever happen to The Beetles no matter what.

 

I also wish you made a wish.

Edited February 10, 2013 by Callisto

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but that wish killed you, so you'll never be able to see your wish come true.

 

I wish I didn't supposedly wish you got killed by a parked truck sothat I could see you make the wish you just made about me making a wish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the complexity of your wish causes your head to explode.

 

 

I wish that every single person in this thread, including me, would be turned into a magical girl.

Edited February 10, 2013 by RainbowIzumi

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. But now that I'm a girl, my boyfriend doesn't like me. and by the FOP rules, you can't use magic to force love.

 

I wish the edit button would work more smoothly.

Edited February 11, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but your internet is cut off before the update so you can't USE it.

 

 

 

I wish for extra magical-girl poofiness!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty 

 

I wish I could stop giggiting.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but you get too poofy and die.

 

I wish nothing bad could happen to The Beetles or me.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you get bored from all the good stuff that happens.

 

 

I wish that everyone accepted that they were magical girls and liked it.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I get made fun of for being a girl and used my magic to kill some people I don't like and everypony lost their powers and became a boy. Now there's no girls anymore, so the world ends due to lack of reproduction abilities. And lack of BOOBIES!

 

I wish I could be a magical girl again so that I could unend the world.

[Budding Night 1,043]

Granted, But you die of cancer. (SSORRRRIEEEE D:)

 

I wish I had magical abilities :3

Edited February 11, 2013 by Taurean♉

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Granted...although a plane crashed into your house.


I wish this that this wish was immune to corruption

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but you need to inject a vaccine against corruption in order to get immunity. The doctor accidently gives you too much and you die from an overdose

 

I wish I had a computer with good specs

Edited February 11, 2013 by Soundgarden

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's powered by magic. YOUR magic. So that means you HAVE to become a magical girl to use it.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

No wish? Then I grant you the power to make wishes. But you wasted your chance to make one so you only have now wishes, no realizations of your wishes.

 

I wish that I was going to another school where 98% of the population aren't stoners and jackasses.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you move to Britain, where there's no stoners and jackasses but you have to deal with CHAVS.

 

 

 

I wish that literature wasn't so hard to analyse.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but then literature would be so easy to analyze, that you wouldn't bother doing it and you end up with a F

 

I wish my addiction for d'aaaawwww would be satisfied

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now you can't enjoy it in general. DAWWW that sucks.

 

I wish that I wouldn't get ninjad on this post.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but you get ninja'd on your next post.

 

I wish for a wish that could wish for a wish to make a wish that could for a wish for a wish to make a wish that could wish for a wish.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but each wish does the exact same and soon you'll have way too much thinking to do to figure out where to find an empty wish.

 

I wish... heh, dude, wish is a funny word. Wish wish wish wish *falls asleep from inhaling laughing gas*