The Corrupted Wish Game

[Eureka 1,119]

Granted, but nobody likes it exept you, so they cancel it.

I wish I was more attractive.

Edited April 14, 2013 by Eureka

[Gear Head 25]

I wish you were bad luck brian

I wish the tesla roadster was affordable

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted, but nobody likes it exempt you, so they cancel it.

I wish I was more attractive.

Granted. You become so attractive that everything starts flying towards you like a magnet and... well... You basically get crushed, in a very, very painful way.

 

I wish... for... a penny.

Edited April 14, 2013 by AnonBrony

[Hay Lin 38]

Granted, but it transforms into a nickel.

I wish it was non-pony identity day.

[Vexxy 134]

Wish granted, but you wear an icon of Twilight wearing a chef's hat-like thingy.

 

I wish I had an RD plushie

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but blows up when you buy it.

I wish Bill Nye made Super Bill Nye Bros. on the XBOX and Playstation.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but it gotten negative reviews.

 

I wish I can sing.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, you can now sing badly.

 

I wish to not "die in this wretched place".

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted! You die at grozni grad at the hands of colonel volgin and his sadistic habits.

 

For example!

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyYZi5pnuE

 

I wish to get the freaking stealth camo i mean how the hell to you catch the tschinco!? i had it once and i ate it!!!

Edited April 14, 2013 by Lightning spark

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but something eats it

 

 

 

 

I wish that PkMn trainer Red spoke

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but glitches up the game by saying "PkMntrainerRed.exe has stopped working"

I wish that anti-brony group turns into bronies.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but Discord appears and everything goes wrong.

 

 

 

I wish that I was a prosecutor.

[Tom The Diamond 1,828]

Granted, but you lose all the cases you go on. And then a meteor destroys all the courtrooms on Earth, thus putting you out of the job.

 

I wish I could breakdance at will.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you fail epically every time you do.

 

 

 

I wish that they made a sequel to/remake of Freelancer on the PC

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, BUT IT SUCKS

 

 

 

 

I wish Trixie had a less annoying voice actor

[RollingPony 100]

Granted but it's Morgen Freeman!

 

I wish for a device witch turns anyone into a brony!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, now those who weren't one because they understood our flaws, and had plans to help smooth them out have become bronies. You closed minded buck head.

 

I wish to be the owner of a semi automatic .20 shotgun that fires 16 round clips accurately.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you don't have a license to use it.

 

 

I wish that I had the money to buy MORE GAMES AND ANIME.

[Pinguino~ 85]

Granted, but you have no way to view them your telivision blew up.

 

I wish i had another wish.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but a nuke blows up behind you.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had a fallout shelter in my room.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. As you lock the door to save yourself from Nuclear Holocaust, you suffer a few misfortunes.

The first is that the lock on the door breaks, and can never be reopened. The second, you notice after two days of panic. You forgot your can opener and all your food is inaccessible.

Then the light-bulb busts and in the darkness, you trip and fall on the box of replacements. Breaking them all and severely cutting your chest.

The biggest insult? All the nukes that were fired turned out to be duds, which caused every waring nation to realize how foolish they were and work to create a long lasting peace.
Have fun!

I wish for a book of unholy magic and power.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but a nuke explodes.

 

 

 

 

I wish I could teleport

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You do it once. Have fun seeing what it is like to be a human at the very bottom of the Marianna Trench.

 

I wish that after that tiny nuke exploded on the moon at the behest of the united nations of planet Earth science board, I get my freaking evil magic book!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but after attempting one of the spells it goes very wrong.

 

 

 

I wish that I was better at the BIT.TRIP games.

[IceCharmer 214]

Granted now you wont suck as much

 

 

I wish that someday i will be the best chef in the world