The Corrupted Wish Game

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but something eats it

 

 

 

 

I wish that PkMn trainer Red spoke

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but glitches up the game by saying "PkMntrainerRed.exe has stopped working"

I wish that anti-brony group turns into bronies.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but Discord appears and everything goes wrong.

 

 

 

I wish that I was a prosecutor.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted, but you lose all the cases you go on. And then a meteor destroys all the courtrooms on Earth, thus putting you out of the job.

 

I wish I could breakdance at will.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you fail epically every time you do.

 

 

 

I wish that they made a sequel to/remake of Freelancer on the PC

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, BUT IT SUCKS

 

 

 

 

I wish Trixie had a less annoying voice actor

[RollingPony 100]

Granted but it's Morgen Freeman!

 

I wish for a device witch turns anyone into a brony!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, now those who weren't one because they understood our flaws, and had plans to help smooth them out have become bronies. You closed minded buck head.

 

I wish to be the owner of a semi automatic .20 shotgun that fires 16 round clips accurately.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you don't have a license to use it.

 

 

I wish that I had the money to buy MORE GAMES AND ANIME.

[Pinguino~ 85]

Granted, but you have no way to view them your telivision blew up.

 

I wish i had another wish.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but a nuke blows up behind you.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had a fallout shelter in my room.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. As you lock the door to save yourself from Nuclear Holocaust, you suffer a few misfortunes.

The first is that the lock on the door breaks, and can never be reopened. The second, you notice after two days of panic. You forgot your can opener and all your food is inaccessible.

Then the light-bulb busts and in the darkness, you trip and fall on the box of replacements. Breaking them all and severely cutting your chest.

The biggest insult? All the nukes that were fired turned out to be duds, which caused every waring nation to realize how foolish they were and work to create a long lasting peace.
Have fun!

I wish for a book of unholy magic and power.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but a nuke explodes.

 

 

 

 

I wish I could teleport

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You do it once. Have fun seeing what it is like to be a human at the very bottom of the Marianna Trench.

 

I wish that after that tiny nuke exploded on the moon at the behest of the united nations of planet Earth science board, I get my freaking evil magic book!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but after attempting one of the spells it goes very wrong.

 

 

 

I wish that I was better at the BIT.TRIP games.

[IceCharmer 216]

Granted now you wont suck as much

 

 

I wish that someday i will be the best chef in the world

[MatrixChicken 879]

Granted, but you're such a good chef that the government hires you to cook for the whole world at minimum wage.

 

I wish everyone would stop whining about Magical Mystery Cure and Twilicorn. :L

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, they all play COD and whine about how it's not fair someone else killed them.

 

I wish that I wouldn't feel so cheesy saying "I wish" this and "I wish" that.

[Eureka 1,119]

Granted, now your extremely cheesy and you can't speak.

I wish I was accepted into hogwarts

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you're sorted into Slytherin.

 

 

 

I wish that I was better at FPS games like Doom.

[Dj Bron3 19]

granted but you become so good at it that Doom becomes your whole life.

 

I wish that i could travel to Equestria, and have everything normal, No horrible corruptions, no discord, no anti Equestria, no hell etc etc etc.

 

(beat that)

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Fair enough. You travel to Equestria. Did you brush up on your Equestrian? Ponies don't speak English. Did you get your inoculations? No? Then have fun dying painfully at that great welcome party Pinkie Pie threw for you.

I wish I could have been a bit more . . . creative with that wish I cheerfully granted.

[Axegrabber 67]

Granted your wish was turned into a flat out no to the your wisher, hence forth no wish was granted thus making it nothing.  Makin it further more into a paradox.

 

I wish That I could obtain full dominance these forum games

Edited April 20, 2013 by Axegrabber

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you also lose your social life.

 

 

I wish that I had more money to buy The Knife of Dunwall.

[Blitz 127]

Granted, but soon after you drop it in an inexplicable temporary volcano.

 

I wish I could be an official ninja.