The Corrupted Wish Game

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, they don't exist, and footwear doesn't exist either.

 

I wish I could meet ponies in real life.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, they kick you in the stomach

 

I wish i could seemlessly change my gender at will

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you morph into a really ugly one when you change.

 

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. Unfortunately, you have wasted your only wish on something that does not exist!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. How many times have people not wished for anything and destroyed the universe?

 

 

I wish that my avatar was my girlfriend.

[Brony182 48]

Granted, your girlfriend is a picture on a piece of paper. have fun dating!!

 

I wish summer was as cold as winter!

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, now you must wear the dreaded...SOCKS

 

I wish i had a sock burning machine

[Blue Moon 6,341]

Granted. Sadly, it explodes from the fire.

 

 

I wish it would rain.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, it's raining socks

 

I wish for warmer hands

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, they are really hot. Very hot.

 

I wish above would stop talking about socks.

[Blue Moon 6,341]

Granted. Sadly, I have decided to talk about socks. Socks are very comfortable articles of clothing, don't you agree? They're soft.

 

 

I wish for it to rain marshmallows.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they disappear as soon as they touch anything earthbound.

 

 

 

I wish that I had enough money to buy all the games on my very long videogame waiting list.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you get it in 1000 years when you're dead.

 

I wish I could be physically fit like my dad instantly.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It lasts 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000095 seconds. Then you die. In agony.

I wish for really horrific things to happen to everyone who makes a "I wish this wish won't be corrupted" wish, because I want them to suffer!

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted. Whenever they try to eat pudding it becomes sour, truly the most horrific punishment in the universe. It does not stop them from making those posts, however.

 

I wish people came up with more creative wishes/corruptions

[Proton 565]

Granted, but now people come up with terrible ideas for Fanfics, fanart and everything else

 

I wish I had wings in real life

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, but your body is too heavy and not aerodynamic enough to fly. Good luck with your useless new appendages.

 

I wish for a car that isn't a Toyota.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's just a Toy.

Since my right eye won't stop hurting, I wish for some related power or ability to balance it out.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, both of your eyes hurt worse, equally.

 

I wish to be a pony.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, You become a pony.

In the 1860's.

In Wales.

Just beside the coal mine.

 

Sunlight was overrated anyway.


I wish for a nice room that I can use to keep and display my collection of Skulls.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted. As soon as you put your last skull in there the room collapses and destroys all your skulls.

 

I wish I could see fast and furious 6 right now.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you get to see it on a tiny TV in 144p.

 

I wish for more money.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You get one dollar in pennies. Of course, it's given to you through being blasted out of a shotgun.

 

I wish for a cup of NON caffinated tea.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but the tea is spewing out of underground geysers, and the scalding hot tea burns everypony alive.
I wish for more genies.  
 

Edited May 27, 2013 by Ma5terDashie

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. They're not yours.

 

I wish I had corn on the cob and salad.