The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get lost inside it and die of thirst. You then regenerate and the cycle begins again.

 

 

I wish for a good nite of sleep.

[Astrobrony 655]

Granted but...  the night... will last... FOREVER!!!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

 

 

I wish I had tickets to the circus.

[Ihei 713]

Granted. To the circus of evil clowns. With chainsaws. 

 

 

I wish I can go to Equestria.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Granted, but you actually have to go there by foot and it's about 153892768 lightyears away.

 

 

I wish for air, a lot of air.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the air is on another planet and you can't go there.

 

I wish for you to read this white text.

[FadedSkies 1,874]

I wish for a pet dog

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but it kills you for not reading the white text.

 

I wish for everyone to have seen the white text that was big and bold.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It is the last thing anyone sees. And everyone see it.

I wish that this damned heatwave will end now!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it now isn't so hot because Earth is now really far away from the sun.

 

I wish for this "relevant ads" shit to just become nonexistent.

[Astrobrony 655]

Granted.  Enjoy the nonstop irrelevent ads for everything you don't care about!!!

 

I wish I had an iPad.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

 

I wish to experience Amnesia: The Dark Descent in real life.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You lose your memory and are slowly lowered into a dark tunnel. It will last foooorrrrreeevvvveeeeerrrrrr

 

I wish for a better Mac

[Astrobrony 655]

Granted!  Here's your Big Mac from McDonald's!  That'll be $4.99.

 

 

I wish I knew where I was going.

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted, but then sees a car and gets ran over

 

I wish i had a life time supply of cheese curls

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted but sadly they all appear above you and crush you before you can even eat ONE O.O


I wish I had a bowl of Cheese curls...

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but they're all coated in poison.

 

I wish to experience Far Cry 3 in real life.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted, but you fail and die straight away.

 

I wish I was a cat.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but you get run over by a steam roller parade.

 

I wish I had an Ood.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it kills you.

 

I wish I could crap in logic's face and do whatever I want.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. You are now Pinkie Pie. However, you get exiled to the moon.

 

I wish I meow meow meow.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but meow meow meow carrots meow, meow meow Jehovah's Witness meow meow.

 

 

 

I wish that what I just said made sense.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. However, nothing else makes sense.

 

I wish for ERROR DISPLAYING WISH. REINSTALL UNIVERSE AND REBOOT.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Somewhere. . . . Bill Gates laughs maniacally. . . . .

 

I wish I could cause all biological matter that is not me or blood kin to wither and decay when touched by my left hand (known hereafter as The Hand of Deathtm.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. But then your left hand has to be amputated and you lose your powers along with it.

 

I wish my cat could talk so we could have conversations.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. Your cat already talks though, you just still do not understand it.

 

I wish I could think of a decent wish.