The Corrupted Wish Game

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Unfortunately, they don't make shoes for duck feet, so you have to remain barefoot at all times.

 

I wish that this wish gets corrupted.

[Proton 565]

Granted. But another guy comes and uncorrupts it. Which means it's corrupted... Oh wait.

GOD DAMMIT

 

I wish to be able to divide by 0.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Ha, my plan worked!

 

Anyway, granted. Now, whenever you divide by 0, a 42 appears. These 42s are known to be very mischievous.

 

I wish I could think of more tricks to use to trip up the posters following me.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You trip over the picture, staining it with dirt from das boot of yours.

 

I wish to make the greatest flop in history, starring all the freaky faces in G-Mod, with the Penalty Zone as its new setting!

[Phia99 2]

Granted, but then people rant about it in the modern world, causing war. I know I have a really quiet voice, but I wish my voice was more and more and more quiet.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. No one can hear you.

 

I wanna wish that all movies were THAT absurd: as in Bruno Bozzetto's "Opera".

[Phia99 2]

Granted. Now every movie you watch is the same thing.

Oh my wish derp. I wish everyone in the world (including me) was shy.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. Now everyone's so shy they can't bring themselves to do business, so the world economy collapses.




I wish that I had just enough money to do all my Christmas shopping for this year.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. In order to have just enough money, you had to take a loan, and paying it back means you can't do your Christmas shopping for the next few years.

 

I wish I had more spare time.

[Bella_Faus 35]

Granted. But there's no technology. 

 

 

 

I wish the crusaders got their cutie marks.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Granted.

They're all zoomed in pictures of their own blank flanks.

 

I wish I wasn't so curmudgeony all the time.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. You become so blindly optimistic that you're still just as annoying.

 

I wish I could travel freely though time and space.

[NightGuard 251]

Granted but Aquaman will follow you forever..

 

I wish Rainbow Dash will be confirmed lesbian.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but mlp will stop airing because of the backlash from stupid people

 

almost forgot the wish

 

I wish that I had cookies in my hand

Edited July 23, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. However, they're poisoned.

 

I wish I was perfect.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but soon life becomes boring, since there is no challenge.

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have this (self-diagnosed) inferiority complex.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Granted. Have a superiority complex instead.

 

I wish I had both the skills and the time to make pony content.

[Commander Frost 731]

Granted, but now that is the only thing you can do for the rest of your life.

I wish I had Green Lantern's Ring.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's faulty.



I wish that I had more self-confidence.

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted but now every hates you. i wish i could have a 3ds

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but we did not include the charger and the pen thing (stylus)

 

I wish everypony will love my fan fic I will upload eventually 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You become so famous in the fandom that you are bombarded with attention and it drives you insane.



I wish that I had a samurai sword.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but you accidentally cut off your off hoof (the hand or hoof you don't use as often)

 

I wish my channel would get popular (in a good way)

Edited August 11, 2014 by Spy

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted but now your channel is the only one ever rememberd so no one but you makes videos

 

 

i wish i had  the most expensive pokemon card

Edited August 11, 2014 by yoshikupo

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but it's over 9000 dollars and you must pay for it.

 

I wish I had a cheeseburger.