The Corrupted Wish Game

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted, but he's a butler in a "the butler did it" way.

 

I wish for a great singing voice.

[Arkane 270]

Granted. Your voice tunes into a frequency that cannot be heard by the ears of all species. Only you can hear it, though.

 

I wish for my lung problems to go away for good. :'c

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted. No lungs for you

 

I wish I only needed to grant these wishes instead of making one.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you must grant EVERY wish that comes through, and if you miss one a monkey will hit you over the head fifteen times with a section of picket fence.

 

 

 

I wish for a bottle of pop.

[Minepro 107]

Granted, the bottle is empty of all but one drop, and it's stuck to the bottom.

I wish for a copy of Pokemon Yellow.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, it is an illegal copy and it's corrupt.

 

 

I wish for cake.

[DormantAccount 308]

It's a fishcake covered in mustard, chocolate, mayo and marmite

 

I wish for a tree that grows valid US currency.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's cut down to make room for a McDonalds.



I wish for fish and chips.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You have a talking bass, and some casino chips.

I wish for a ticket to Russia, to see the Tsar's palace.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you're arrested for being a straight supporter (Because russia is evil like that)


I wish for a candle made of tweed.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. But it's holographic.

 

I wish to wish for a wish with which to wish a wish to grant the wish to be wished.

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted you die by a piano hiting you

 

I wish i had a bottle of coke

[Saroth 102]

Wish Granted. You have a coke bottle with nothing in it.

I wish Justin Beiber was dead.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. In the process you revive Ivan the Terrible.

I wish "you must ride to Fedoras to raise the alarm".

Edited November 25, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. But then Saruman steps in and mucks it all up.



I wish for Christopher Lee.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. His future bones appears before you.

 

I wish for a conversation with The bearer of the element of Laughter

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, you die mid sentence.

 

I wish i had some plastic.

 

It's a fishcake covered in mustard, chocolate, mayo and marmite

Actually, that sounds quite appetizing. :comeatus: 

 

 

Granted. In the process you revive Ivan the Terrible.

And that would be bad because?  

Edited November 29, 2014 by BritishBrony 13

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

I wish a KFC opened closer to my home.

Edited November 29, 2014 by Red Sage

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. It only sells live chickens farmed from Korea (get it?), for urban farmers and pet-keepers and enthusiasts.

I wish for a trip across the Milky Way Galaxy.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You begin the trip with absolutely no clothing or equipment at all, and you suffocate shortly.

 

I wish that the school burned down, and i, along with every other living thing In the school, escaped completely unharmed.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Not only you and your friends will be jailed for arson, but everyone else is angry at you all for destroying their possessions!

I wish every horse on Earth will become averse to all MLP-related merchandise.

Edited December 1, 2014 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but Hasbro copyrights everything to do with them anyway.



I wish that I had a Titan (As in, Titanfall)

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Yet a criminal organization hacks your Titan (robot) and every others, forcing them all to shut down.

I wish I have Christmas lights to decorate my house with.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they blow as soon as you switch them on and you don't have enough for replacements.



I wish for a bar of chocolate.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your chocolate is actually a bar of oak wood.

I wish for a surfboard.