The Corrupted Wish Game

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Yours is instead a kiwi sundae produced by an actual kiwi bird.

I wish I can comprehend the mystery of fandoms.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but you have to leave it.

 

I wish for a vowel to be typed in the next post.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

  a  e ,  u    e e'  o  o  o a   .

(Granted, but there's no consonants.)


I  i    a   e  e   o   a   o  o e  .
(I wish that the next post had no vowels.)

[Midnight Seeker 302]

7-18-1-14-20-5-4

 

9 19-20-1-2 25-15-21 6-15-18 13-1-11-9-14-7 13-5 4-15 20-8-9-19 2-5-6-15-18-5 9 14-9-3-11 25-15-21-18 23-1-12-12-5-20

9 23-9-19-8 20-8-1-20 5-22-5-18-25-15-14-5 23-8-15 23-15-18-11-19 15-21-20 6-5-5-12-19 12-9-11-5 1 8-21-7-5 14-5-18-4

[baba_booey 4,303]

Granted, but I don't know what you said and I'm too lazy to translate it, so I'm not going to grant it.

 

I wish there wasn't a wait until the second half of Season 5.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

granted but there would be no more seasons after season 5 as a trade off.

 

I wish the whole earth exploded and everyone died. (good luck corrupting an already S***ty wish).

Edited July 22, 2015 by Serenade

[baba_booey 4,303]

Granted, but new life starts on the planet Mars.

 

I wish I could go back in time and relive good memories.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted but in doing so you become your past self and end up unwittingly screwing up the events, turning them sour, the second time around.

 

I wish everyone spoke English so no one would ever have to deal with language barriers.

[Yoshikupo 302]

Granted but now you don't understand English

 

I wish I had non damaged CMC plushies

[Soaring Symphony 372]

granted but right after you get them your house burns to the ground and those plushies are the only thing you manage to save.

 

I wish that for exactly 24 hours starting at dawn next Saturday, I switch bodies with pinkie pie and the two of us and only the two of us would know about it ahead of time and Pinkie as well as everyone else from whatever planet Equestria exists on as well as that world itself are exactly the way they are in the show (that means Pinkie, in my body, would be her usual lovable bouncy energetic self and not the psychopathic murderer we see in cupcakes).  

[Starlight Fan 540]

granted but right after you get them your house burns to the ground and those plushies are the only thing you manage to save.

 

I wish that for exactly 24 hours starting at dawn next Saturday, I switch bodies with pinkie pie and the two of us and only the two of us would know about it ahead of time and Pinkie as well as everyone else from whatever planet Equestria exists on as well as that world itself are exactly the way they are in the show (that means Pinkie, in my body, would be her usual lovable bouncy energetic self and not the psychopathic murderer we see in cupcakes).  

 

Granted. Pinkie Pie commits serious crimes in your body and you get in jail as soon as you get home.

 

I wish for nothing.

[Fellytones 17]

Oh, you wish for nothing GOOD.

 

I wish for potato

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted, it was poisoned by your greedy son how takes all your money

 

I wish I was able to murder one person without being put in jail

[Bojo 1,464]

Granted! You won't go to jail, but you're sent to the moon instead  :comeatus:

 

I wish the next person who replies gets eternal happiness 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

granted (thank you for that) but it doomed you to a lifetime of pain and misery.

 

I wish it could be springtime year round.

[Bojo 1,464]

Granted, but it will happen on Russia only (why Russia, I don't know...)

 

I wish I could win the lottery

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you only win 7 pesos.



I wish that Hasbro accepted OC designs to be shown in the series.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. They then claim full copyright of said OC's and sue everyone for either using them or characters related to or resembling those OC's. After that though, Hasbro gets bored of the show and cancels MLP while still holding the rights to it with a death grip of a thousand bitter misers. You end up being chased by countless enraged Bronies. You would have escaped via a taxi, but yes, I nicked your wallet.
 

Granted, but I don't know what you said and I'm too lazy to translate it, so I'm not going to grant it.

 

I wish there wasn't a wait until the second half of Season 5.

 

It took me a very long time to write that. I wish for you to be aware of my rage and dread it from now till your dying day, and then for that rage to annihilate your sorry hide!

[Critical Mass 178]

Granted, your rage will destroy my hide, but the power of your rage manage to destroy your existance as well in the process.

 

I wish I had grinder treads.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You are a water mill that trinders greads into a sort of green bread as if it were from some alien planet.

I wish Double Diamond would act as Shadowfax in Lord of the Rings. Imagine if he would slide down into Helm's Deep!

 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted but now the CMC are ass holes.

 

I wish I had a hat made of cheese.

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted but it has spikes made of poison.

I wish for someone to post after this.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

You didn't make a wish, so I killed you, thus corrupting most wishes you could have made.

 

I wish I could see the future.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, you get flung 2,000 years into the future (thus being able to "see" it) which is long after everyone you love is long dead and gone.

 

YouTube just changed their layout again and it's really annoying.  I wish YouTube would go back to it's old layout and then never change it again.  Ever.

Edited August 5, 2015 by Serenade

[gamecubeguy214 2,514]

Granted, but YouTube then turns into a picture sharing site instead of videos. Videos also only lasts 15 seconds, just like Instagram videos.

I wish PAC-MAN was my roommate.