The Corrupted Wish Game

[Tarnation 142]

granted. you cannot relieve the times you watched mlp seasons 4 & 5.

 

I wish i was an alicorn

Edited April 8, 2016 by raritylovah

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

you are, but everyone else is now a draconequus.

 

I wish this wish to not be fulfilled.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. You unlock the portal to another universe.

 

I wish for Flam to become a Jedi knight, and Flim to be a Sith apprentice under Starlight Glimmer.

 

Edited April 10, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[LHfunk 422]

Granted. However, Twilight got rid of that alternate universe so that it never happens.

 

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, or not since you already have that.

 

 

I wish I could stop making lame wishes.

[icyfire 433]

Granted! You can now think of the best wishes, But, no matter what you think of, they will never come true. 

(sorry)

 

I wish I could have fantastic writing skills

Edited April 10, 2016 by icyfire888

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. Your handwriting is beautiful but your actual writing skills are average at best.

 

I wish for a tree that will never fall on me.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Your tree will be stuck as a plain old seed.

 

 

I wish to have clairvoyance. 

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but then the clairvoyance starts installing updates, and then crashes, making it useless.

 

I wish to not be hungry.

[Tarnation 142]

granted, you will be given a potion of never to get hungry, but that potion is poisonous.

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a pinkie tail to hug at night.        

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but Pinkie had to be killed so her tail could be obtained successfully.

 

 

I wish I could eat anything without getting any kind of problem.

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted. You suddenly have strange cravings for eating cars and buildings, which you can eat without problem. Can anyone say "destruction of property while satisfying your hunger"?

 

I wish every place I traveled to would be safe and generally peaceful.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. The first place you visit is so very quiet.

I got there first. The mist is rising. And you are stuck on an island. You hear my laughing? Time to play.


I wish I no longer require sleep.

[Guest]

Granted, but you will always feel deathly sleepy.

 

I wish for a glass of water

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but you end up spilling the water, causing you to slip and hit your head on the counter.

 

I wish for fat stacks.

[Guest]

Granted, but you must use it to fund trump's wall

 

I wish for the sun to blow up

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but you must use it to fund trump's wall

 

How could you!?

 

Granted, but that's already going to end really badly.

 

I wish for Bernie to be America's next president.

[Guest]

Granted, but Bernie will become a feminist

 

I wish snakes grew legs

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but sweet Jesus, imagine a snake running up to you.

 

I wish for Hillary to not become America's next president.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, Trump wins

 

 

 

I wish that love was just like fairy tales <3

Edited April 12, 2016 by DefinitelyNot Vulcan

[Guest]

Granted. But you're the villain.

 

I wish jet fuel couldn't melt steel beams.

[Flying Vantas 107]

GRANTED

Except fairies exist, and they have nuclear weapons with them.

 

 

I wish John Egbert (homestuck) would decapitate Bec Noir with his vrillyhoo hammer

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now Bush didn't do 9/11.

 

I wish for a shot at the big times.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, You are granted fame and fortune but you lose touch with you family and friends. 

 

 

 

 

I WISH FOR MUFFINS TO RAIN DOWN EQUESTRIA O_O

[Guest]

Granted, but equestrian gains an obesity problem on par with america's and feminism begins to spread within equestria.

 

I wish for $3.50