The Corrupted Wish Game

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but it's in pennies, so it's a massive pain in the ass to carry around.

 

I wish for a sombrero.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted ...but it's an Evil sombrero that makes you do mean things and you can never take it off O_O

 

 

 

 

I wish all mosquitos died 

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but I'm sure the environment suffers some irreversible repercussions.

 

I wish for a gaudy gold chain with my initials on it.

[Guest]

Granted but a black guy steals it

 

I wish for climate change to be real

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, but it was stolen by a gangster with same name as you and he is now after you o-o

Ninja'd

 

Granted....Nothing new happens... Because it already is o-o

 

I wish for a small mountain of Nachos that never go bad o_o

Edited April 12, 2016 by DefinitelyNot Vulcan

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but the nachos are of poor quality.

 

I wish for a nice cowboy hat.

[Flying Vantas 107]

Granted, but the hat is a bright pink color XD and you can't dye it

I wish Gamzee would stop saying "motherf--k" every other word

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, his voice is stolen and he can never speak again. 

 

 

 

I wish Midnight Seeker would grant wishes again ;~;

[Flying Vantas 107]

granted but they only do it once

 

I wish every time anyone slammed a faygo it would explode with the force of a nuke

[Rainboom Shocks 110]

Granted. But you live in an alternate universe where nukes are stupendously incapable of doing any damage. So we lost World War II through an extremely unexpected twist of events.

 

I wish I had a small loan of a million dollars.

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Granted, but there's an enormous interest rate that comes along with it.

 

I wish we could all just get along, hold hands, hug, and sing Kum-ba-yah. 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. A cosmic entity mind controls the entire human population to do all that, then it eats them.

 

 

I wish I was that cosmic entity.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, the justice league breaks from your spell and destroys you. 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that hitler and WW2 never existed.

[Yoshikupo 302]

Granted, there is now massive side affects from Hitler not causing WW2, one of the consequences is that America gave its loyalty to England again and then got destroyed by a different Russian leader.

 

I wish that I could have a working VR headset.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. Your VR headset is permanently stuck to your face and permanently stuck to whatever game is on it.

 

I wish that the guys at the RP im in can be a little bit more linient and tolerable of me and my character, cuz they're giving me a lot of shit about me and my RP character.

Edited April 15, 2016 by Kronos

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, but the RP dies in 5 posts O_O

 

 

 

 

I wish there was an RP about a Brony convention so at least I could pretend to be part of it o-o

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. The RP is created, but literally everyone but you abandons it like a fish would do to their children on the first post. Which is made sloppily. "And than she liekd de piktur" kind of sloppy.

 

 

 

I wish for a harmless apocalypse.

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but you get trampled by an oxymoron. 

 

I wish for a candy bar.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. It's fun sized.

 

 

 

I wish that I can help support my parents in the future.

[Tarnation 142]

granted, but in the end you find out you were of no help.

 

 

i wish diamond tiara and silver spoon stopped bullying forever and become holders of the elements of harmony. :diamondtiara:

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but I still won't like them.

 

I wish for some... french fries.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, but they are burned!

 

I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now you're never hungry so you never get to eat any tasty food.

 

I wish for a Summer Breeze plush.

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but the price of it suddenly raises to $200,000, and you go broke.

 

I wish to be able to do magic as well as Twilight can.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted! a horn grows on your forhead and everyone thinks you're a freak so you can never show yourself in public again, and scientists are trying to catch you to do research on.

 

I wish school was a bit more interesting.