The Corrupted Wish Game

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted but you suck at literally everything else (including breathing (so you die)).

 

I wish I had all the same abilities as Superman 

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted....Some random guy out there will also be given the powers of Batman and you will have to fight each other! O_O 

 

 

 

 

I wish Pokemon sun and moon would have the style and graphics of Pokemon Leaf green/Fire Red

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but it will only be released in Japan with only Japanese as it's base language..

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I wish it were easier to get Forma and Argon Crystals in Warframe..

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Granted, but Warframe has now disappeared.

 

I wish I could get a PAC-MAN, Scootaloo, and Rainbow Dash tulpa without any effort.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted. But they were stolen from Ponylaces D:

..... And now she thinks you stole them o_o

 

 

I wish all my past forum friends would come back to the site ;-;

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

Granted, but you have been banned indefinitely before they come. I wish my next wish wouldn't be corrupted

Edited June 29, 2016 by F. L. A. M. E

[Mars Orbit 729]

Granted, but it gets CAW-rrupted

 

I wish for a basket

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. It's woven and ripped to shreds.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I can decide what I'm doing with my life.

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, but your decisions will always end in tragedy.

 

 

I wish memes didn't exist

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

Granted, actually no it's not.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AC7pZpk4lb4

 

I wish I could go to equestria

[Hocus Pocus 636]

granted, but you cannot return to Earth, and you start in the den of an extremely aggravated and hungry ursa major.

 

 

I wish nobody else got any wishes

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, some pony OC named "nobody else" was granted three wishes. One of them was to wish Unicorns would no longer exist.

 

I wish for a 6 pc McDonald's Chicken nuggets with large fries, an Oreo Mcflurry, and a large coke.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but you get food from Taco Bell instead.

 

I wish I was a member of the Red Lantern corps.

[Vulcan 3,254]

granted...but the RLC treat you as a minion D:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for good tidings for all! 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Everyone's places have been cleaned up now, but there is nothing else after that.

 

I wish Shadowfax could become a Jedi master, so that he can teach Double Diamond the ways of the Force at Valinor.

[Denim&Venöm 18,483]

Granted. Double Diamond turns on him and joins the Dark Side. 

 

I wish I remembered what my social security number was. 

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted...but so does everyone else...

 

 

 

 

I wish for cherry blossom seeds to rain from the sky ^ ^

[Sekr Gray 520]

Granted. Alas, ye never said they weren't allowed to be in containers.

*dozens of drop-pods slam into the ground*

 

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I wish my friend lived closer, so I could visit her easier.

[Colourful Blast 67]

Wish granted, but the day she moves to a place closer to yours, you have to move to another country.

 

I wish for Colouratura

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Colouratura has become so colourful, that she looks like Rainbow Dash without wings, but with drill-like hair. And whenever she laughs, she goes "Wa-ha-ha".

 

I wish Double Diamond became a Sith Knight.

[Denim&Venöm 18,483]

Granted. He gets killed do to the Sith rule of two. 

 

I wish I legitimately won an Olympic bronze metal. 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your medal doubles as a tracking device, and you get robbed by some space pirates.

 

I wish I can film a typical bar brawl, except that all the patrons and the staff in that particular tavern are a literal herd of ill-mannered Ponytas and Rapidashes.

Edited August 7, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, all the Ponytas and Rapidashes are stuck in Pokeballs.

 

I wish someone would throw me down a flight of stairs.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, you broke every bone in your body and died (seriously, how do you corrupt a wish that's already negative to begin with?  Where's the fun in that?)

 

I wish it was easier to think of something to wish for

[RandomInternetDude 17]

Granted. You are now broke and homeless, thus you now have something obvious to wish for.

 

I wish I could do or create something that the masses would enjoy.