The Corrupted Wish Game

[Catsle 604]

Granted but they will often try to assimilate you.

I wish for world of cats!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but you are allergic to them and are hunted for your insubordination 

I wish that everyone will become happy and end war 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, no more wars, but no one makes any money from the wars and the economies all collapse

I wish for more people on this forum o3o

 

[Maple Bat 3,568]

There are more people but they disagree with everthing the mods stand for

I wish that no one did anything stupid

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but no one ever learns from their mistakes, the world ends up stagnating and imploding in on itself D:

I wish for more food =w=

 

[Catsle 604]

Granted but it mostly rotten and moldy

I wish for a better home.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

COOL *absorbs it all*
 

Granted! But it's broken down and needs a lot of work

I wish I didn't live in a box =w=

 

[Catsle 604]

Granted you now live in a large fish tank with fiberglass

I wish to be taller

Edited April 10, 2017 by Catsle

[Widdershins 9,959]

*Clack, Poof!* Granted! You are now over thirteen feet tall! The Bad News is that your bones begin to buckle under the strain of supporting more weight then they can feasibly handle, and your heart begins to fail as it can't cover the necessary distance to provide for your body.

 

  Gosh! Sure wish scientific biology wasn't so darned depressing!

Edited April 10, 2017 by Widdershins

[Maple Bat 3,568]

Granted now no one knows about biology and can tell when you get sick

 

I wish that no one was in poverty

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! I'm also highly against poverty

I wish I wasn't so bored and lonely 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You always have something to do and someone to do it with.
But it's never something you or they want to do

I wish Scruffy read the thread title so they'd understand how this game works XD
 

[Maple Bat 3,568]

Granted but he's still on my side about this 

I wish the stars where brighter when its cloudy

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but they have to be so close to earth we burn up. 

 

I wish that all the wishes were undone

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Granted, but your mother and father wished to meet...Oops!

 

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but everything around you turns invisible instead of you. o3o

I wish would give me her muffins.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted. Derpy has given you her muffins. Oh, but I'm not talking about small domed cakes or quick bread made from batter or dough. I mean HER muffins!

I wish I could have met Walt Disney himself.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but all you get to meet is a statue of Walt Disney himself. 

i wish I can be part of a Walt Disney movie. 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you star in every WD movie, but all movies that you're in receive a box office flop. And Disney goes out of business forever.

I wish Scootaloo would be my kid sister. o3o

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but she thinks you're a creepy stalker for liking ponies.

I wish Scootaloo finally learnt how to fly.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, she becomes an alicorn and the Brony community starts a riot in the middle of a random city.

I wish Sweetie Belle is my sister. o3o

[Astrorious 232]

all the food you eat for the rest of your life is either burnt or not safe to consume.

I wish I could get my homework done the day it is assigned.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you have to do mine too.

I wish I can live in the world of avatar the last airbender.

[Astrorious 232]

Granted, but you don't last long as you are not a bender of anything.

I wish I was a powerful wizard that can use explosions!

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but you can only explode your own body parts.

I wish Sunset Shimmer cameoed in the actual show.