The Corrupted Wish Game

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but you lose your lottery winnings in a freak accident involving the Government, a sports car, and a bacon sandwich. 

I wish I never win the lottery in my life. Ever.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, every time you go into a shop to buy a ticket the machine will be out of order.

I wish I hadn't been woken up at 4am this morning.

 

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Granted, but now you'll be woken up at 3:59am every day.

I wish Fluttershy's tail tasted like cotton candy.

[Jade Fire 7,059]

Granted, but you'll never know if it already did to begin with, or if it was your wish that made it happen, and it will slowly drive you crazy xD

i wish i had a meeseeks box.

Edited October 2, 2017 by Jade Fire

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get a 3rd party bootleg of Meeseeks Box and not the original one.

I wish Tempest Shadow to be my waifu.

o3o

[Ra1nbowCrasH 272]

Granted, but it turns out she's a dominatrix/sadist in the sack.

I wish I had an irl waifu.

[Steve Piranha 29,419]

7 minutes ago, Ra1nbowCrasH said:

Granted, but it turns out she's a dominatrix/sadist in the sack.

I wish I had an irl waifu.

Granted. Have fun with Cupcakes Pinks

I wish I could be born in Equestria with Fluttershy as my mom

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it's only a dream

I wish it actually rain chocolate milk and the cloud is made out of marshmallow.

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you're now a part of the MLP cartoon show and you don't exist in real life.

I wish mlp world was real !

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you will never know that.

I wish it too.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted, but you will never know that as well !

I wish we were both wrong about this...

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, now you guys are both in wrong  by doing an unspeakable crime therefore...jailed.

I wish I could eat as much sweet like pinkie pie without gaining weight. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you became intolerant to sugar !

I wish I could lose weight !

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but all your fats just walk away and you become nothing...

I wish i can own one of these fat adipose!

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But then you become one.

I wish I hadn't ever seen that video.

It was really disturbing D:

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it got replaced  with a different video that is not disturbing but..annoying.

I wish you could tell me what video you wish you hadn't seen.

 

Edited October 2, 2017 by TBD

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but this video will make you want to kill yourself !
I wish I hadn't seen that video either !

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but having not seen it you will now seek it out in order to watch it.

I wish I had all the bits I need to start on my cosplay idea for next years Comic Con.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but the bits you are given aren't the ones you want.

I wish I have a clear idea on what will be my next prank to scare these children for this year  halloween. 

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you scare prank the children, but instead, you're the one that gets scared as it backfires, and with that you're traumatized and sent to Arkham Asylum. o3o

I wish Tempest Shadow be my waifu without anything going wrong. :3

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted...... she becomes your waifu, and uses you like a pleb 'til the day you die :3

I wish everyone could slime :3

 

[Krashface 534]

Granted, but this will make them fuse everyone with you.

I wish to be powerful as Supreme Leader Snoke.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you get killed by the new orange Yoda lady

I wish slimes could be jedi D:

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, the slime race become Jedi, but the SW fandom stops watching or reading anything Star Wars related after putting this idea in effect, thus, the franchise ends up bankrupt and never heard of again.

I wish Darth Talon would come to life and be my waifu. :3

Edited October 5, 2017 by VenoM_LP-4

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but she will be your  wifu only in your fantasy drawing.

I wished the world of star wars is real so that i can become a jedi