The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,017]

SPAC LLA NI OSLA S'TI TUB !detnarG

I wish for a vacation

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but it's to Buchenwald! 

Edit: I guess that was a bit too much to ask! 

I wish that you could forgive me! 

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,471]

Granted, but we also forget you. 

I wish I were fancy.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but your entire budget for this month was spent on extravagant vehicles and clothing!

I wish I could restore your memories!  YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER!!! 

[Passion 3,479]

Donita sed mi deziras, ke mi ne memoris...

 

Mi vere volas paroli normala denove.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but it's in all caps again! 

I wish I could fly!

[SDP40F amtrak 2,443]

You wish came true 

I wish that trainpony were in mlp fim

[Longhaul 6,471]

Granted, but you are detained when you land by customs officials.

I wish I could keep up with y'all.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you will always be ninja'd! 

Spoiler

I wish that I had gills!

Edited April 12, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,471]

Granted, but you live in the desert.

I wish I had more time.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but it goes twice as fast! 

I wish that I didn't have attention deficit- Ooh! Shiny! 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,984]

Just now, Recherche said:

Granted, but it goes twice as fast! 

I wish that I didn't have attention deficit- Ooh! Shiny! 

Granted everyone has ADHD but you!

I wish I didn't have autism!

[Longhaul 6,471]

Granted.  You have obsessive-compulsive disorder instead.

I wish I didn't have that bean burrito earlier.

 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but that didn't fix you bowel issues! 

I wish that... uh... give me a minute...

[Longhaul 6,471]

Granted. Your minute expired seven hours ago.

I wish I could wish better.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you forgot them before you posted them! 

I wish that I finished this sent

[Passion 3,479]

GRANTED, BUT IT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY.

 

I WISH SOMEONE RELEASED ME FROM THIS TORMENT.

 

@Wannabrony

2B is totally a ninja.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, you wrote "I wish that I finished this sentimental book that I'm writing."

Ninja'd

Granted, you now write in horrible grammar.

I wish that I work a little faster.

Edited April 13, 2018 by Wannabrony

[Longhaul 6,471]

Granted, but your workload doubles.

I wish I didn't have to go.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but your account gets deactivated anyways! 

I wish Longhaul has a good time away!

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, he goes away for only one second!

I wish that I liked the colour green more.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but now you have to type in green now! 

I wish that I could think of a wish before someone ninjas me. 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, your wish is to be ninja'd. 

I wish that I can go to London right now!

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you traveled by rowboat! 

I wish that my next wish won't be corrupted!

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted! But... uh, but... but... I have nothing. Pass!

I wish my wish gets corrupted!