The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but it goes twice as fast! 

I wish that I didn't have attention deficit- Ooh! Shiny! 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, Recherche said:

Granted, but it goes twice as fast! 

I wish that I didn't have attention deficit- Ooh! Shiny! 

Granted everyone has ADHD but you!

I wish I didn't have autism!

[Longhaul 6,873]

Granted.  You have obsessive-compulsive disorder instead.

I wish I didn't have that bean burrito earlier.

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but that didn't fix you bowel issues! 

I wish that... uh... give me a minute...

[Longhaul 6,873]

Granted. Your minute expired seven hours ago.

I wish I could wish better.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you forgot them before you posted them! 

I wish that I finished this sent

[Passion 3,484]

GRANTED, BUT IT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY.

 

I WISH SOMEONE RELEASED ME FROM THIS TORMENT.

 

@Wannabrony

2B is totally a ninja.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, you wrote "I wish that I finished this sentimental book that I'm writing."

Ninja'd

Granted, you now write in horrible grammar.

I wish that I work a little faster.

Edited April 13, 2018 by Wannabrony

[Longhaul 6,873]

Granted, but your workload doubles.

I wish I didn't have to go.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but your account gets deactivated anyways! 

I wish Longhaul has a good time away!

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, he goes away for only one second!

I wish that I liked the colour green more.

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but now you have to type in green now! 

I wish that I could think of a wish before someone ninjas me. 

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, your wish is to be ninja'd. 

I wish that I can go to London right now!

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you traveled by rowboat! 

I wish that my next wish won't be corrupted!

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted! But... uh, but... but... I have nothing. Pass!

I wish my wish gets corrupted!

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but the effects are unknown! 

I wish that my next wish could sorta maybe-not-kinda-un-anti-reverse-kinda-perhaps-not-by-much-inverse-perhaps-so corrupted. 

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, you have now corrupted me in a random way! 

Eu gostaria de ter mais tempo para terminar meu dever de casa!

Edited April 13, 2018 by Wannabrony

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but in exchange for your life! 

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.....

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but Granted, but Granted, but Granted, but Granted, but Granted, but 

I wish that my wish wasn't a wish! 

[Longhaul 6,873]

Granted, but WISH.EXE has generated fault 0x (divide by 0 error) in module 0000:0001.  Wish program will terminate.

I wish this wasn't broken now.

 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted!  Bu you'll never wish again!

I wish entire equestria ends!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but then Generation 5 starts! 

I wish that not wishing counted as wishing!

[TBD 17,254]

not granted is also counted as granted.

 

I wish for a wishing well. 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

3 hours ago, TBD said:

not granted is also counted as granted.

 

I wish for a wishing well. 

Granted! but there's no water in the well!

I wish for a hat!

[Passion 3,484]

9 hours ago, Wannabrony said:

[Granted, you wrote "I wish that I finished this sentimental book that I'm writing."

Ninja'd

Granted, you now write in horrible grammar.

This is like one thing I don't know if I can actually PHYSICALLY do...

 

grAnDED, bud itz a fEshiUn dizaZter.

 

Ai vish 2 neVa 'awE 2 do Diz vridign aguN.