The Corrupted Wish Game

[Will Guide 21,360]

2 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT you lack punctuation in your sentences.

I wish for a brand new mustang car.

Granted, but it's literally made out of dead Mustang Horses.

I wish I wasn't ninja'd by @Matraxial Artemis.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you get Ninja'd by him in another thread.

I wish for a mention in the "Cuddle War" thread.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,165]

Granted, but you get so many that the mentions flood your notifications.

 

I wish for a sunday that DOESN'T HAVE SNOW.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT a tornado is formed instead.

I wish for something intresting to happen today.

[Will Guide 21,360]

6 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT a tornado is formed instead.

I wish for something intresting to happen today.

Granted, but then nothing interesting ever happens again in your life.

I wish I could fix my broken friendship that my jealousy has destroyed within the past few months. Really, I do. I'm losing my self-esteem in making friends at all because of that.

[kaiser5578 340]

2 hours ago, SwitchGuy2018 said:

Granted, but then nothing interesting ever happens again in your life.

I wish I could fix my broken friendship that my jealousy has destroyed within the past few months. Really, I do. I'm losing my self-esteem in making friends at all because of that.

Granted, but you become a social butterfly and abandon online all of the communities you have joined

I wish Overwatch would die already

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but now Undertale is back. 

I wish that I can see through walls!

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but now you ONLY can see through walls, are invisible to you from now on
I wish I could speak german

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 minutes ago, Wannabrony said:

Granted, but now Undertale is back. 

I wish that I can see through walls!

Granted, but now you fall through all floors like a ghost toward the core of the planet.

Just now, Gabosor said:

Granted, but now you ONLY can see through walls, are invisible to you from now on
I wish I could speak german

Granted, but it's all you say; literally just the word, "German" over and over.

I wish I was Thorax

[Mortar 143]

15 minutes ago, SwitchGuy2018 said:

I wish I was Thorax

Granted.  Your now a thorax, which means you have not head, arms or legs.  Have fun.

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 minute ago, Mortar said:

Granted.  Your now a thorax, which means you have not head, arms or legs.  Have fun.

Actually someone already gave me the exact same answer. I was hoping you'd be different.

Again, I wish I was the Changeling Leader, Thorax. (Please give a good punchline)

[Mortar 143]

1 hour ago, SwitchGuy2018 said:

Actually someone already gave me the exact same answer. I was hoping you'd be different.

Really?  I don't see any replies before mine.  Oh well.

[Will Guide 21,360]

25 minutes ago, Mortar said:

Really?  I don't see any replies before mine.  Oh well.

I meant like the last time I wished I was Thorax was weeks ago and the response was pretty much the same as yours just now.

[RDDash 19,187]

Granted, you are now responsible for a well being of an entire hive. I guess, Chryssalis hates you now.

 

I wish I had a pet robot.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but you pet robot is a great white shark!

I wish I'm not gonna ninja'd @SwitchGuy2018

(p.s. when did I even ninja'd you switchguy?)

[Will Guide 21,360]

12 hours ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT you lack punctuation in your sentences.

I wish for a brand new mustang car.

 

12 hours ago, SwitchGuy2018 said:

Granted, but it's literally made out of dead Mustang Horses.

I wish I wasn't ninja'd by @Matraxial Artemis.

Explanation to @Matraxial Artemis

Ninja is a term to mean that when Person A was about to post a response to Person B above them as part of the game, but then due to bad timing, Person C comes along and posts a reply to Person B before Person A could get the Reply button. Basically Person C whether intentionally or not intercepted the response as quick as a Ninja.

In our case, I was Person A trying to write a witty response to Person B, Messy Mane's Wish. But before I could hit the Reply button, you (Person C) came up with a response first. As a result, Messy was no longer above me and so my response looked like it was responding to your post, even though my response's text clearly was me corrupting Messy's Mustang car wish.

That made you a ninja who intercepted me and my turn to mess with Messy Mane's wish. Get it now?

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Error: 404 Wish not detected.

I wish DWK would make more episodes :3
(i'm honestly more excited to see when he posts than when an actual episode comes out XD )

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

10 minutes ago, SwitchGuy2018 said:

 

Explanation to @Matraxial Artemis

Ninja is a term to mean that when Person A was about to post a response to Person B above them as part of the game, but then due to bad timing, Person C comes along and posts a reply to Person B before Person A could get the Reply button. Basically Person C whether intentionally or not intercepted the response as quick as a Ninja.

In our case, I was Person A trying to write a witty response to Person B, Messy Mane's Wish. But before I could hit the Reply button, you (Person C) came up with a response first. As a result, Messy was no longer above me and so my response looked like it was responding to your post, even though my response's text clearly was me corrupting Messy's Mustang car wish.

That made you a ninja who intercepted me and my turn to mess with Messy Mane's wish. Get it now?

 

 

Ok! 

[The Recherche 29,968]

2 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

Error: 404 Wish not detected.

I wish DWK would make more episodes :3
(i'm honestly more excited to see when he posts than when an actual episode comes out XD )

Granted, but the quality suffers a huge decline! 

I wish there wasn't a banana peel in a tree outside.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! It suddenly crawls in your window of its own free will D:

I wish food didn't have a mind of its own o3o

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but now plants have minds of their own! 

I wish that plants didn't have minds of their own. 

Edited April 15, 2018 by Recherche

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they have a mouth of their own now.

I wish for a day off from school like Ferris Bueller

Edited April 15, 2018 by Messy Mane

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but you aren't a paid actor! 

I wish that wishes didn't exist.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT then you just fucked up the game dude!

 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

4 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT then you just fucked up the game dude!

 

Language!

I wish for a Huge cake!