The Corrupted Wish Game

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, you are no longer able to stutter.  However, stuttering is also now a standard social politeness.

I wish I'd eaten breakfast today, instead of going into work on an empty stomach. 

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but you forgot to eat lunch at work! 

I wish for something.

[Rising Dusk 27,327]

Granted, but it isn't that something you wanted.

I wish my coffee maker was working.

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Granted, but your newly employed coffee maker is now too busy to spend any time with you.  Ain't I a stinker?

i wish i did had betur grahmmer,

[TBD 17,252]

granted you can now speak minionese

I wish to visit a nice topical island. 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... you end up there with no food, water, supplies or a way off.
With no one else there.

 

I wish I knew if I was suppose to do something with my life o3o

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you don't get to do what you're supposed to do with life. D:

I wish for a comb. 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, you get a comb of grapes!

I wish that I could wish for anything!  

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Granted but you only get three wishes. 

I wish I could save my money better. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it gets stolen after you save a sufficient amount. D:

I wish I had a theme song.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, it's made by the Wiggles.

I wish someone would throw a giant boulder at my head.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT they miss

I wish for a pet komodo dragon

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, he accidentally bites you and sends you to the hospital.

I wish that Bill Cipher would teleport me into a black hole.

Edited April 20, 2018 by Princess Panzy

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you can't escape the Black Hole. D:

I wish for a time machine

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, you get trapped in Mario's Time Machine.

I wish I'd fall down the stairs and break every bone in my body while everyone just laughs at me and my hypothetical gf/bf dumps me and runs off with an alien.

 

3 hours ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT you can't escape the Black Hole. D:

I didn't say wanted to.

Edited April 20, 2018 by Princess Panzy

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Granted, but you woke up.

I wish no one found the body.

[Rising Dusk 27,327]

Granted, but two found the body instead.

I wish rain was removed from the forecast this weekend.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but the a category 10 hurricane! coming towards your city!

I wish that I have unbreakable plate that can't be steal and can't be lost!

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Granted but you cannot eat on it, so its essentially useless.

I wish I had more room in my room. Apparently despite its size, its still not enough for me.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your room has cockaroaches now since it's bigger. D:

I wish for immortality

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. You are now a statue o3o

I wish for more greek mythology o3o

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT not any for you.

I wish for I was 21

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted! You weigh 21 kilograms now! 

I wish that Messy Mane didn't spontaneously lose a bunch of weight.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But all the weight they gained was from you, and you died to malnutrition D:

I wish no one died and everything was back to normal T3T

 

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but now I'm coming up with strange wishes again! 

I wish that that wish I.