The Corrupted Wish Game

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Everyone else is a fish, but you have also become fish food.

I wish I knew what this button did.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but that button is a nuke and you die before knowing what it does. 
 

I wish I won a real lottery 5 millions money

[Samurai Equine 50,971]

Granted! But every time you win, so does a bunch of other people. They can't afford to pay off that many people all at once! So to settle who gets the money, they draw a winner at random, and you always lose.

I wish clothing companies were required, by law, to make clothes for me for free.

Edited December 14, 2019 by Toshigami Equine

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Granted, but the only options these free clothes come in are hot pink, neon snot green, leopard print, or having visible text that says “I Hate Japan”.

I wish my house automatically dusted itself.

Edited December 14, 2019 by JingLBabe

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601]

Granted, but now your house is Snapped out of existence. Hey, you wished your house dusted itself.

I wish Wonka's chocolate factory was real.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but you'll never be invited. And if you do try to get in, you'll immediately get thrown out.

I wish we could all get along.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Granted, you all get along well... in a human centipede.

I wish pollution was not an issue.

[Nostalgia27 60]

Granted, pollution isn't an issue anymore because it has already caused the extinction of human society.

I wish I had the ability to live in an anime.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you'll get the most horrible anime death and got in #1 for the top ten anime death.

I wish I have the power Heaven's Door from Jojo's. 

[Samurai Equine 50,971]

Granted! But it's a monthly payment service. $30 a month, with increasing rates as the years go by. Plus, the monthly fee only works on one person a month. If you want to use it on more than one person at any time, you have to make some additional purchases, go to a training camp for 6 weeks, and agree to a temporary supervised trial run before you get updated to the premium unlimited package. These conditions are limited to further executive meddling, expect to call tech support many times, all contracts are legally binding, etc...

On 12/14/2019 at 4:43 AM, JingLBabe said:

Granted, but the only options these free clothes come in are hot pink, neon snot green, leopard print, or having visible text that says “I Hate Japan”.

Those first three aren't so bad!  I like wearing pink, and I can get use to leopard print.

I wish all tigers, lions, and other ferocious felines in the wild could only meow like domestic house cats.

Edited December 20, 2019 by Toshigami Equine

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but now domestic house cats are the most deadly species of feline.  (I'll let your imagination come up with how normal housecat activities can become super deadly. )

I wish the show's writers would say that Season 9 is only canon if you want it to be (so that I wouldn't feel awkward for hanging on to my old headcanons instead of going with S9).

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. They said that season 9 is only canon if you want it to be, but that only makes you become more frustrated with the way season 9 turned out because the problems with the season itself still haven't been solved.

On a sidenote, you aren't under any actual obligation to follow what the show says, and you are always free to use your imagination, write fanfiction, or something similar. However, ignoring whatever the show comes up with doesn't speak well of the show's (or season's) quality.

I wish I had more than enough money to buy everything I want.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but everything you want is out of stock, FOREVER!!! 

 

I wish I could get a story editor (as in, looking at character, story, flow, etc, rather than simply grammar) to look over a script for a pony video project of mine.
(But seriously, if anypony wants be one, send me a PM.)

Edited December 21, 2019 by Virtual Click

[Cagey 4,248]

Granted, but the editor is complete garbage at everything but grammar. (Like me. But I hope you find someone.)

I wish I understood myself. 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but you hated the answers you discovered.

I wish I could eat anything and not get sick or indigestion while also not feeling hungry constantly.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

Granted, but your mouth is bigger than the galaxy while the rest of you is still normal sized

I wish I could wish for a fish on a dish

[Samurai Equine 50,971]

Granted! But every time you wish for one, it'll never be the fish you want.

I wish for something that's not corrupt.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

Granted, but you get nothing, the only thing in this world that isn’t corrupt.

I wish I could find Waldo in ten seconds flat

Edited December 24, 2019 by Derpy Pon-3

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but in order to do that, you'll need to find your glasses. And you can't seem to find your glasses...

I wish junk food could be healthy.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

Granted, but it’s not junk anymore so it doesn’t taste good

I wish we were all figments of a higher beings imagination.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted  everyone's gone except you.

I wish I can make my own clothes. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you are forced to live the rest of your life out as Rarity.

I wish work didn't take so much time out of life.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

granted, but you can no longer afford pony plushies

I wish PewDiePie was a brony

[TS Lightner 269]

1 minute ago, Derpy Pon-3 said:

granted, but you can no longer afford pony plushies

(Joke's on you, I don't have the budget for them in the first place!)

 

2 minutes ago, Derpy Pon-3 said:

I wish PewDiePie was a brony

Granted, but now the fandom is flooded with 9-12 year olds.

I wish I could trade places with one of the M6 or CMC for anywhere from a day to a whole month.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted, but you'll only spend time at horrible and humiliating points in their lives.

I wish I could be an effective crime-fighter.

Edited January 1, 2020 by Number62