The Corrupted Wish Game

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted. But then theres a solar flare and no technology works.

 

I wish the world would end after I die.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted.You die now.

 

I wish for Derpy in the next episode.

[pokeplayer984 2]

Granted, but she is censored in a worse way than the edited version of The Land Roundup.

 

I wish for a gun.

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but it come to life and kills you.

 

I wish I can't feel like crap when I think about Fluttershy.

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted. Now you feel like shit instead.

 

I wish my toilet wasn't broken D:

[pokeplayer984 2]

Granted, but it's now a port-a-potty and stinks all the time.

 

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but your T.V. explodes making it not worth staying home.

 

 

I wish i could twist my head like this

[Rarietty 632]

Granted, but you can't stop doing it and you will eternally creep out people for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I was THE QUEEN OF THE INTERNET.

Edited November 27, 2012 by Rarietty

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. You are now the queen that attracts internet trolls!

 

I wish I had a Keyblade!

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but it doesn't open anything.

 

I wish I had a bigger tv

[JeanHover 326]

Granted, but It's big enough for Pinkie Pie to climb through and she eats your face.

 

I wish that MLPforums had more searching role plays.

Edited November 27, 2012 by Jverne

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

Granted, they all have unorigonal and boring stories with no plot.

 

I wish for a perfectly symmetrical world.

Edited November 27, 2012 by Death the Kid

[JeanHover 326]

Granted, but a cube falls on your head.

 

You die.

 

I wish for moneyz

Edited November 27, 2012 by Jverne

[Rarietty 632]

Granted, but I have no clue where you live or what type of currency you use, so I'll give you 1 Kyrgyzstani som, as there is a 1 out of 196 chance of you living in Kyrgyzstan.

 

Okay, so I input my name into this wish generator...

 

http://en.shindanmaker.com/267920

 

...and the result was horrible.

 

I wish for Nicki Minaj's blessing. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

Edited November 27, 2012 by Rarietty

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted.

Now she will keep saying you owe her until you give her your house.

 

I wish for Discord to rule Equestria and keep me as his favorite. xD

[Znex 936]

Granted, however he keeps you on a neck-chain in a skimpy bikini-like outfit, not dissimilar to Leia in Star Wars Episode VI

 

I wish I had something constructive to do

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted,but it falls apart.

 

I wish I could fly up on high like an eagle.

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted, but you are mistaken for a spy-drone and shot down.

 

I wish to know the ending of the "A Song of Ice and Fire" series.

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted.  You know the ending, but never get to read it.

 

I wish I was a tornado

[PurpleBaconEater 37]

granted. but you get soo dizzy that you throw up and pass out, and when you wake up youre not in kansas anymore! you spend weeks trying to find your way out. asking everyone and everything you see for help. you eventually find a pair of ruby slippers but you cant wear them because youre a tornado. and you kill everyone you love.

the end.

 

i wish for world peace

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but in order for it to be, everything is destroyed.

 

 

I wish, people did not need to wish for things.

[Tiaaaaa 176]

Granted. Everyone is dead. Everyone is dead Dave.

 

I wish this was an alternate universe where I ruled the forums with an iron fist... hoof... iron appendage.

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but there is nobody here to rule.

 

I wish this wish would get corrupted.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted

 

I wish no one had ever thought of "reality tv"

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted.  Now theres Real Life TV instead.

 

I wish that I lived in Equestria.