The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you can only do so as one of the starspiders o3o
 

I wish people would distinguish between fantasy and reality O3O

 

 

[TBD 17,228]

granted but now everyone won't think you exist.

I wish my professor would stop hammering me down with math hw.

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they try to get you hammered with booze.

I wish people wouldn't give alcohol to minors o3o

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

2 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but they try to get you hammered with booze.

I wish people wouldn't give alcohol to minors o3o

 

granted but it reverses and you wish that ponies wouldn't give booze to adults and thats granted!

 

I wish for twilight IRL

(or midnight sparkle)

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you two never cross paths (off the internet I mean).

I wish I'm right that I am Twilight.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

2 minutes ago, Superplay64 said:

I wish I'm right that I am Twilight.

Are you sure? 

You'd need to try and (at least not wanna kill me) because Twily is my waifu?

Awnser pls!

 

I wish to be somepony who has been shipped with Twi

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you yourself end up shipped with Twi', but it immediately sinks o3o

I wish Sherb' would stop going on about Twi' for five minutes

lol

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Ingranted. This is an impossible task !

I wish for more time to draw !

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

3 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Ingranted. This is an impossible task !

I wish for more time to draw !

true  

 

Granted but its your last drawing ever!

 

I wish all the mares came to my yard

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but only to intentionally trash it and depreciate you home equity.

 

I wish I had the same amount of ideas for wishes as I do for corruptions.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

1 minute ago, Superplay64 said:

Granted, but only to intentionally trash it and depreciate you home equity.

 

I wish I had the same amount of ideas for wishes as I do for corruptions.

Granted but you have no corruptions!

 

I wish @The_Gobo would be a pony

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but now you're the smooze creature of the forums!

 

I wish forum games would stop distracting me from work.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

4 minutes ago, Superplay64 said:

Granted, but now you're the smooze creature of the forums!

 

I wish forum games would stop distracting me from work.

INGRANTED... these are just TOO fun!

 

I wish for Twily on my birthday

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. *gives you a twi' sticker*
 

I wish Sherb' would back up a few steps on the pon's O_o

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

1 minute ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted. *gives you a twi' sticker*
 

I wish Sherb' would back up a few steps on the pon's O_o

 

Ok, because a few is less than 4 I can't move so it's impossible to grant!

 

I wish @The_Gobo would not be smooze

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, I'm not Smooze.
I am just a slime o3o

I wish Sherb would stop trying to indoctrinate non-pon's

o3o

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

8 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, I'm not Smooze.
I am just a slime o3o

I wish Sherb would stop trying to indoctrinate non-pon's

o3o

 

you are decearing slime is my reason not for granting this...

 

I wish everypony on this site would have pony avatars

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. Mine has a pon' face o3o
 

I wish Sherb' would stop being such and MLP newb lol

 

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,966]

2 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted. Mine has a pon' face o3o
 

I wish Sherb' would stop being such and MLP newb lol

 

 

UN-GRANTED BECAUSE I AIN'T A NEWB, cyka!

 

I wish @The_Gobo wouldn't be against tree hugger

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but now he is hugging trees to death.

I wish for a $1000 right about now. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, a lawyer dies and drops a thousand dollars cash on you.

And then you're charged with murder.

 

I wish I was a real :V

 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

Granted, but everyone is freaked out to see a real life blob with SpongeBob's face

I wish I could visit Japan sooner.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you teleport there... into a wall D:

I wish @Sherbert Music-Guard wouldn't use such language in a children's forum :/

 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but now @Sherbert Music-Guard can't speak english but instead french.  so now you will have to excuse his french forever. 

I wish for more spongebob movie. 

 

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted but it jumps the shark in every way possible, and the episodes of the show get awful again, and they become the only episodes aired.

 

I wish FiM would last longer than it's gonna.