The Corrupted Wish Game

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but... heh. Wish wish. Heh heh heh. Wish wish wish *passes out*

 

I wish I had something better to wish for.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but once again you used your wish already so now you can't wish for anything.

 

I wish I had 3 wishes and they were foolproof and I knew what to do with them.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but those 3 wishes were merely but a joke, so you technically end up with no wish

 

 

I wish I studied for my German test that I got tomorrow

Edited February 11, 2013 by Soundgarden

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but none of the questions you studied were on the test.

 

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You misuse them and get killed by 30 tall Italian men with street tommies.

 

I wish I had a street tommy.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but the 30 tall Italian men steal it.

 

I wish I didn't get killed by 30 tall Italian men.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you get viciously killed by a changeling.

 

I wish there weren't so many damn changelings on this forum.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but they are replaced by heartless.

 

I wish I was immortal.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. Now you're stuck on this hell hole planet, and can't die. I'm very sorry.

 

I wish I... oh man I feel all tired and relaxed now. Probably because I'm listening to pony music. I wish I had more chamomile tea instead of the nasty shit I have right now. Lemon tea is really not that good.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but you were cursed with shitty taste buds and the chamomile tea still tastes like shit :/


I wish I could wake up one morning and go 'Woaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh' like Keanu Reeves.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's because you're naked on a rollercoaster.

 

 

I wish that Kyubey existed.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but Kyubey doesn't know you and files a restraining order.

I wish my fax machine could sext me.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but it begins lusting after you, constantly messaging you over and over, and goes into a murdeous rampage when it realizes I can't have you.

 

I wish someone would write a book based on that.

[hawkflame 3,310]

Granted, but I keep all the profits from writing it even though it was your idea.

 

I wish I got a raise in my paycheck.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you spend all your money on a vacation to Florida, and you drown in the sink of the hotel you stay in.

 

I wish Sweetiebelle would stop pretending to be a vacuum cleaner going back and forth across your avatar.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but she goes insane from lack of things to do and becomes a homicidal maniac.

 

I wish for a genie.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the genie sees me and grants me three wishes: I wish Sweetiebelle would be a vacuum cleaner again, I wish I had a plane ticket to go to California and Tennessee to see some friends, and I wish the genie would be free from bondage and able to do whatever he wants.

 

I wish I had gotten the genies PSN name, he's good at UT3.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Granted, but the genie sees me and grants me three wishes: I wish Sweetiebelle would be a vacuum cleaner again, I wish I had a plane ticket to go to California and Tennessee to see some friends, and I wish the genie would be free from bondage and able to do whatever he wants.

 

I wish I had gotten the genies PSN name, he's good at UT3.

Granted, you are also a real genie, and trapped in a lamp.

 

I wish I blended in more with the crowd.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. If you have any logic, than you'd know the crowd is a bunch of pathetic jackasses that accept double standards as "logic"

 

I wish I never saw the

.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Granted. If you have any logic, than you'd know the crowd is a bunch of pathetic jackasses that accept double standards as "logic"

 

I wish I never saw the

.

Granted, you are blind, and thus never saw him.

 

I wish I wasn't so tall. I am taller than all my friends.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you get made fun of for not being tall.

 

I wish I was in  better shape.

[Erza 581]

Granted, You are a Square!

I wish for a Sony Xperia P...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. It's broken out of the box.

 

I wish I wasn't so damn tired.

[Erza 581]

Granted, now you are Sick!

I wish that i had this "SO AWESOME" laptop 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I gave it to you directly, spreading my sickness to you.

 

I wish the smile song wasn't so annoying.