The Corrupted Wish Game

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but for some reason she avoids you.

 

I wish that my laptop wasn't buggered up.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

EDIT: Ninja'd. Granted, but it gets blown up.

 

I wish people had more common sense.

Edited March 23, 2013 by Twilicorn

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but common scene media likes to spam your mail with internet tips.

I wish that I can noclip (fly) in real life.

[Vexxy 134]

Granted, but you can never use your legs again.

 

I wish for an endless supply of Monster Energy Drink and magical toothpaste that works perfectly. Oh yeah, and brushes. And they would only appear when I need them, so no space issues. Ruin that one! >: )

Edited March 24, 2013 by Vexxy

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get everything you asked for, but the Monster Energy drink starts to badly affect your health.

 

Long story short, you lose all your teeth, making your tooth-brushing kit useless then you die of a massive heart attack because you drunk too much energy juice. It does take your body five-to-ten days to realize you are dead mind. That's a plus.

 

I wish that the New Star Wars movies will be awesome!

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Oh I am afraid that's impossible...well maybe...FINE, Granted but the effects are dreadful.

 

 

I wish...I could think of a wish.

Edited March 24, 2013 by Jolteon

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

Granted - You think of the best possible wish, but it won't come true because you already used up your one wish to think of it.

 

 

I wish that Pinkie Pie was real, and lived with me, and was my best friend. 

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted...but she misses her friends back in Equestria and becomes depressed.

 

 

I wish this wish could not be corrupted (MWAHAHA...I HAVE BROKEN THE SYSTEM)

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You feel underwhelmed and a bit depressed at breaking the system

(THE SYSTEM ALWAYS WINS!!!)

 

I wish I lived in Rapture and had a Big Daddy for a loyal body guard.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but I killed Mr.Bubbles for touching my little sister.

I wish I could meet a granny stripper who use to run drugs with the crips in Compton before hipsters ruined it.

[Giegue 8]

Granted, but said stripper is actually a 25 year old in disguise.

 

I wish that I was fluent in 30 of the world's most popular languages.

Edited March 24, 2013 by Giegue

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Okay, but this happens...

 

"YER IN MURICA SO SPEAK MURICAN YA DAMN COMMIE!!!"

 

MT wishes to be supreme dictator of everything that matters.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but matter matters, and your mind is made of matter, so therefore a paradox has been made, and now you're too confused to dictate anything.

 

I wish to have a can of bug spray that will repel all bugs from me.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you are mugged by an Equestrian Stormtrooper.

 

MT wishes for people to buy his stocks.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but the Equestrian Stock Market becomes so corrupt,  that no stocks can be bought.

 

I wish that Derpy Hooves plays Portal 2

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Granted, but she accidentally puts a portal inside a muffin. No one understands how this is accomplished, and the universe crashes.

 

I wish for a WiiU!

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

Granted - But after a few years, you get bored with it.  Burn.

 

 

I wish that I had the ability to change myself into anything that I wanted. 

[Giegue 8]

granted, but you get stuck in a rather humiliating form.

 

I wish that I had a giant cookie.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, welcome to the life of a diabeetus brony.

 

I wish there was more than one slice of cake left.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, now there's 1.0000000001 pieces of cake left.

 

MT wishes for his guitar to be repaired.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but one kid borrows it for the high school play and it gets stolen shortly afterwards.

 

I wish I didn't borrow MT's guitar for the school play.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but a mugger steals it and uses it to hit you on the head with it. Now you are unconsous and every body thinks you broke the guitar.

 

I wish I had a better car on midnight club los Angeles

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you manage to damage it beyond repair (even if the game has no damage mechanic)

 

 

 

I wish that I had more anime.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, prepare yo a butthore fore a anime overdoseruu!

 

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted, prepare yo a butthore fore a anime overdoseruu!

I wish I could speak Japanese.

Granted, now you can't drive

 

I wish I had a harrier jumpjet