The Corrupted Wish Game

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but you waste your only wish.

 

 

I wish for Black Cherry Kool Aid.

[Proton 565]

Granted, but he breaks your house's wall and kidnaps you

 

I wish my Kanohi was immune to Light

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but your Kanohi is weak to everything else.

 

I wish for you to read this white text.

Edited July 9, 2013 by ÷Zero

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

How many people now?

 

 

 

 

I wish for a sandwich.

[Proton 565]

Granted, but Heavy ate it before you even touched it

 

I wish for three pies

[~Rainbow Dash~ 4]

Granted, but the pies are poisoned.

 

I wish that I could fly.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but as soon as you try to do so you're struck by lightning.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had the full version of Final Fantasy XIV and a free lifetime subscription to go with it.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I take both your arms and eyes as payment. Have fun!

 

 

I wish for less tourists on my drive back home tonite.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

All the tourists become Giant man-eating robots.

 

I wish for a TARDIS.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get lost inside it and die of thirst. You then regenerate and the cycle begins again.

 

 

I wish for a good nite of sleep.

[Astrobrony 655]

Granted but...  the night... will last... FOREVER!!!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

 

 

I wish I had tickets to the circus.

[Ihei 712]

Granted. To the circus of evil clowns. With chainsaws. 

 

 

I wish I can go to Equestria.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Granted, but you actually have to go there by foot and it's about 153892768 lightyears away.

 

 

I wish for air, a lot of air.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the air is on another planet and you can't go there.

 

I wish for you to read this white text.

[FadedSkies 1,874]

I wish for a pet dog

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but it kills you for not reading the white text.

 

I wish for everyone to have seen the white text that was big and bold.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It is the last thing anyone sees. And everyone see it.

I wish that this damned heatwave will end now!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it now isn't so hot because Earth is now really far away from the sun.

 

I wish for this "relevant ads" shit to just become nonexistent.

[Astrobrony 655]

Granted.  Enjoy the nonstop irrelevent ads for everything you don't care about!!!

 

I wish I had an iPad.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

 

I wish to experience Amnesia: The Dark Descent in real life.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You lose your memory and are slowly lowered into a dark tunnel. It will last foooorrrrreeevvvveeeeerrrrrr

 

I wish for a better Mac

[Astrobrony 655]

Granted!  Here's your Big Mac from McDonald's!  That'll be $4.99.

 

 

I wish I knew where I was going.

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted, but then sees a car and gets ran over

 

I wish i had a life time supply of cheese curls

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted but sadly they all appear above you and crush you before you can even eat ONE O.O


I wish I had a bowl of Cheese curls...

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but they're all coated in poison.

 

I wish to experience Far Cry 3 in real life.