The Corrupted Wish Game

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted but as soon as you take off you crash and suffer the most unendurable injuries imaginable and die slowly in merciless pain.

 

I wish I had a MelloYello.

Edited March 30, 2012 by Tumorfist

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but someone painted it green.

 

I wish I had five dollars.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's three dollars. I deducted two because that's what you owed me.

 

I wish I had the courage to submit the progress of my fanfic I have in the works here.

[Azura 1,107]

Granted. Here's three dollars. I deducted two because that's what you owed me.

 

I wish I had the courage to submit the progress of my fanfic I have in the works here.

 

Granted, but everyone dislikes it and you never posted again.

 

I wish it rained muffins & cupcakes!

Edited March 30, 2012 by Cloud Chaser

[Znex 936]

Granted, they all have raisins.

 

I wish we had a colony on Mars

[S.M.S. 8]

Granted, your wish now corrupted AND the world ended because of you for making a wish that wants to be corrupted.

 

I wish we would get the Twilight from season 2 episode 3 in other episodes. Like the Canterlot Wedding.

 

thx LOLWUT X3

edit: granted but now were in mars war with marsmen

 

i wish for _______ (nothing XD)

Edited March 30, 2012 by daring

[Shankveld 4,949]

Granted, but they are all Earthling eating monsters.

 

I wish my husband-to-be-wasn't so adorable

~

[S.M.S. 8]

Granted, but they are all Earthling eating monsters.

 

WTF??? Edited March 30, 2012 by daring

[Shankveld 4,949]

WTF???

 

I posted my response before your edit,

and since you didn't have a wish, (or answer) at that time, I did the pony before you.

 

 

 

I wish my husband-to-be-wasn't so adorable

~

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but he's now not adorable enough.

 

I wish my dog would stop peeing on the fridge.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now he pees on the pillows.

 

I wish I was more adorable.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, and so begins the story of the ugly barnacle... Except instead of ugly, it's adorable...

 

I wish I would stop posting things too ear

[Gaehhn 9]

...ly

Granted. You will never post again.

 

I wish I were an alicorn.

[Znex 936]

Granted, you are also a Mary Sue and most of the brony community now hates you

 

I wish people didn't hate the CMC as much

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but CMC now stands for something else.

 

I wish for something because I'm running out of things to wish for.

[Znex 936]

Granted, it happens to be your spontaneous explosion. Which happened just then.

 

I wish that I could pause and continue time as I wished.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you have a heart attack while time is paused and die, and now time is paused.

 

Forever.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't make myself sad just now.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted. Now other people make you sad.

 

I wish my corrupted wish would happen tenfold on the person below me.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but it just so happens that your wish is for an icecream, so I get ten more than you. The thing that was corrupted about your wish was that everything went exactly as you wanted, so I got better than you.

 

I wish people had more imaginative responses to wishes

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but they get too imaginative and start blowing people's minds to the point where nopony can post anything and the thread dies

 

I wish my laptop were faster and was a little louder

Edited March 31, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Lunatic 1,186]

your laptop breaks the sound barrier and gets destroyed in the prosses.

 

i wish i had my drivings license already.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but cars are now illegal to drive.

 

I wish I was a UNICORN!

[Lunatic 1,186]

you are... a stuffed one that is.

 

i wish i wasnt a failure

[Gaehhn 9]

Granted. Now you are an epic failure.

 

I wish I had some motivation to do stuff for school.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you only get a little more motivated and you have a mental breakdown induced from needlessly worrying

 

I wish I could come up with more corruptions that don't include episode references

Edited March 31, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX