The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they become super sweaty constantly :3

I wish I drank more water regularly =w=

 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Granted but you become a fish

I wish your post count was at 666

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! You reach that many posts, and nothing happens. Then you post again :3

 

I wish people would stop making it seem like that number was such a big deal :V

 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Granted, but it will only happen if it was repeated more often, thus desensitizing people to it. I'll help 666 666 666

I wish my cat wasn't bored of life

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it becomes a spazz and never stops moving

 

I wish cats were more fond of people than people are of cats :3

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

GRanted but. No impossible there cats.

I wish for my doggo to not stink so much ! 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but now you dog smell like used-up toilet. but look in the bright side, at least it smell 1% less stinky than before.

I wish it's actually a winter wonderland, it's so dry here.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

2 hours ago, TBD said:

Granted but now you dog smell like used-up toilet. but look in the bright side, at least it smell 1% less stinky than before.

I wish it's actually a winter wonderland, it's so dry here.

granted but you get stuck in aviemore without any food or water!

 

i wish that i woke up as a Pegasus

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

6 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

granted but you get stuck in aviemore without any food or water!

 

i wish that i woke up as a Pegasus

Granted, but your wings are so small that you can't fly

I wish that it were spring.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

granted but its pissing down.

 

i wish for gloves

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted but they're those cheap transparent thin plastic ones you get at a dollar shop.

I wish for a chocolate cheesecake

Edited January 16, 2018 by Bronylicious Wannabe

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Granted but it's white chocolate, which is not true chocolate.

 

I wish it were not so cold outside today.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Just now, Penguinbrony2409 said:

Granted but it's white chocolate, which is not true chocolate.

 

I wish it were not so cold outside today.

granted, its colder.

 

i wish for chocolate banoffee cheesecake

[TS Lightner 269]

granted, but it's rotten cheese

I wish I could live through FiM as Twilight, by being able to crossover between Equestria and Earth at will whenever I go to sleep (and wake up on the other side).

[SparklingSquirrels 21,337]

Granted, but you get transported into Twilight's body so you don't have free will to do what you want. So you just basically watch the show but from Twilight's perspective.

I wish I never got crushes on people...

Edited January 16, 2018 by SparklingSwirls

[TS Lightner 269]

22 minutes ago, SparklingSwirls said:

Granted, but you get transported into Twilight's body so you don't have free will to do what you want. So you just basically watch the show but from Twilight's perspective.

Darn.  That's only half of what I really wanted.

 

Granted, but now all those stallions have a crush on you.

I wish work went quicker.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you got lay off

I wish life can be more interesting. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but it's only interesting to everyone else because for you literally nothing ever happens.

I wish my idea for "Pony-For-A-Day Pills" was real.

[Will Guide 21,360]

8 hours ago, Superplay64 said:

Granted, but it's only interesting to everyone else because for you literally nothing ever happens.

I wish my idea for "Pony-For-A-Day Pills" was real.

Granted, but they literally last one day before being forgotten forever!

I wish I could understand computer tech so I can ALWAYS understand the inner workings of @Techno Universal's mind.

Edited January 17, 2018 by WiiGuy2014

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Ta-daaaah! now you're a computer whiz. But it only works when you're having an unpleasant experience.

I wish I could fly through space.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're suddenly thrown into the Oort Cloud and freeze D:

I wish I could breathe underwater o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but only for few mins. by the time you reach the bottom, times up and you drowned

I wish I havent forgot my glasses, i'm blind as bat while typing this.

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but now you're fully blind.

I wish that I had more time to watch all the YouTube videos in my watch later playlist.

Edited January 17, 2018 by Superplay64

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. Time stops.
Sadly, the videos are unplayable and time never un-freezes

 

I wish I could travel through time o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but bits of your particles got lost along the way

I wish I can see the future.