The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT everybody else buys all the good stuff D:

I wish I knew everything.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now everything bores you :3

I wish time would stop when I took a nap so I didn't waste time with sleep =w=

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT then you might as well stop time for your whole life.

I wish you got my joke

Did...you?

Edited April 24, 2018 by Messy Mane

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but I didn't... 

I wish I can stop using the  gif!   

Edited April 24, 2018 by Wannabrony

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted! You're not allowed to use gifs anymore! 

I wish that I didn't use Discord all of the time!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you have to use Fluttershy all the time. Lel

I wish I was Gawdziller 

[TBD 17,255]

Granted now everything is in order expect without chaos the world will be unfair.

I wish there is more christopher  nolan's batman movies. 

2 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT you have to use Fluttershy all the time. Lel

I wish I was Gawdziller 

granted but you're only 1 inches tall. 

Edited April 24, 2018 by TBD

[The Recherche 29,968]

Um... granted, but they didn't hire a very good director! 

S-sorry...

I-I wish that I didn't have a bunch of notifications right now... if that's okay...

Edited April 24, 2018 by Recherche

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted this is one more notification.

I wish that I had some sort of happiness

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's stolen by some mean person.

I wish I had 50 cents to buy a bag of chips at school tomorrow

[The Recherche 29,968]

Um, granted... but they cost a dollar now. 

Sorry about that...

I-I wish that I had a pet Russian blue! 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT I steal it >:3

I wish to be a multiple trick pony

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they're tricks are all just variants of the same thing

o3o
I wish I wasn't on a spending freeze so I could commission a pic of an OC =w=

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT the cost of your commission is waaaaaaaaaaay bigger than the spending freeze.

I wish for a shirt that says "Vote for pedro"

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it gets misprinted as 'Vote for Petra' :3

I wish I had more Petra music on my iPod

o3o

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your ipod soon breaks.

I wish for an anime opening 

[TBD 17,255]

granted cue the barbie girl song!

I wish for an anime closing. 

 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! All the series are closed down and banned!

I wish that I have a awesome skateboard, can't be broken, can't be lost, can ride on it!, can skate! colorful! already assembled! and finally! it has my little pony characters sticker under my skateboard!

 

[TBD 17,255]

Granted....you got yourself a tech deck board. Don't  worry you can still ride on it....your fingers that is...

I wish I can publish comics.

 

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but a competitor beats you out! 

I wish that I wished.

Edited April 25, 2018 by Recherche

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Granted, but it wished you didn't wish.

I wish for A THOUSAND YEARS RAIN OF SCRUMPY!

source:

Spoiler

 

 

 

Edited April 25, 2018 by Salty French Unicorn

[TBD 17,255]

granted but you got drunk from it and fell off the cliff.

I wish for  years supply of $1000 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, you get $2.73 each day (division of 1000 by 365, rounded to the nearest hundredth on the smaller end), and you also get fired from your job, and are unable to get a new one until next year.

I wish I had more resources on a Minecraft server, so I could build a whole transit system.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT your Minecraft server is hacked and all your resources have been used up leaving you unable to build a transit system. D:

I wish for logic

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up as Discord
I wish to dream of sheep =w=