The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but they're animated with children's drawings.

I wish that I didn't have tinnitus.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

(i had to google that one)granted you loose your hearing
i wish my desk had more space

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but you have less things to put on it. 

I wish it was cooler outside.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

*evil genie sighs*i had to currupt this wish so many times,and i try different ways each time
granted,but its hotter inside
i wish queues were never more than 1-2 people long

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but the wait times are still as long as if there were 30 people.

I wish for a bowl of mashed potatoes.

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,835]

Granted, but they are smashed so much, it;s basically liquid.

I wish for peace and quiet.

[TS Lightner 269]

Dear sir, I would like to inform you that the object, action, or situation you have requested of me to bring into existence, also known as a "wish", has in fact been decided upon.  The verdict of this decision is that I will, as you have requested me to do, bring your object, action, or situation into existence.  I will create an environment for you, fellow man, that will be devoid of all vibrations in the air that are detectable by the human body, specifically the canal on the side of a human head, also known as the "ear".  In this canal on the side of the human head, these vibrations are felt by small, long, strands created by the body, known as hairs, and are converted into sensations within the human body, known as "sound".  This environment I will bring into existence, as you have requested me to, will also cause a euphoric response in the body, while one is within this environment doing nothing that stresses a human body or human mind's functions.  This euphoric sensation is also known as "tranquility".  I would also like to bring to your attention, fellow human, that while I can create this environment you have requested me to bring into existence, I will be required to also provide a detailed, advanced definition of my actions, that may be considered by some to not be required for the situation that is taking place at that moment in time.  This detailed, advanced definition of my actions to make the environment you have wished for exist, is also known as "verbose".  You, fellow man, will also be required to listen to this lecture in it's entirety, before I can create this environment that you have requested me to bring into existence.

 

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Translation: Granted, but you have to listen to a verbose version of my response first. 

I wish I didn't have to think all that much to make the whole response verbose.

Edited June 30, 2018 by Superplay64

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

1 hour ago, Superplay64 said:

Dear sir, I would like to inform you that the object, action, or situation you have requested of me to bring into existence, also known as a "wish", has in fact been decided upon.  The verdict of this decision is that I will, as you have requested me to do, bring your object, action, or situation into existence.  I will create an environment for you, fellow man, that will be devoid of all vibrations in the air that are detectable by the human body, specifically the canal on the side of a human head, also known as the "ear".  In this canal on the side of the human head, these vibrations are felt by small, long, strands created by the body, known as hairs, and are converted into sensations within the human body, known as "sound".  This environment I will bring into existence, as you have requested me to, will also cause a euphoric response in the body, while one is within this environment doing nothing that stresses a human body or human mind's functions.  This euphoric sensation is also known as "tranquility".  I would also like to bring to your attention, fellow human, that while I can create this environment you have requested me to bring into existence, I will be required to also provide a detailed, advanced definition of my actions, that may be considered by some to not be required for the situation that is taking place at that moment in time.  This detailed, advanced definition of my actions to make the environment you have wished for exist, is also known as "verbose".  You, fellow man, will also be required to listen to this lecture in it's entirety, before I can create this environment that you have requested me to bring into existence.

 

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Translation: Granted, but you have to listen to a verbose version of my response first. 

I wish I didn't have to think all that much to make the whole response verbose.

Don't worry we got a fix for that, I hope you like Gas mining and Icecream makers XD 

The process is not painful once you can't feel anymore, but don't worry, you will be jacked into a network that allows you to play all the polka music you want XD

 

I wish Princess Luna was an alt skin in Skullgirls just like Fluttershy and Robo Rainbow Dash xD

 

Edited June 30, 2018 by The Blueberry Writer

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now all characters in Skullgirls are some variant of a horse.

I wish there was a cure, or at least treatment, for pony madness

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted,but its so expensive only filthy rich can afford it
i wish silver spoon was more developed

Edited July 1, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, she's now a fully grown mare, with a house and mortgage and unspecified shipped stallion.

 

I wish there were more fans on this site o3o

 

[KawaiiYandere 83]

2 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, she's now a fully grown mare, with a house and mortgage and unspecified shipped stallion.

 

I wish there were more fans on this site o3o

 

Granted, your 2 million fans are all going to kill you tonight. With chainsaws. And flames.

I wish my BF finished my BronyCon costume tonight.

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted but its too small to fit you
i wish there were mlp events where i live

[KawaiiYandere 83]

Just now, Lord Valtasar said:

granted but its too small to fit you
i wish there were mlp events where i live

Granted, but the people hanging out there have guns and knifes. They're not scared to use them.

I wish my cat would quit jumping on my keyboard.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, the next time it jumps, the flies through the ceiling off into space.

I wish I had more faces O3O

9 hours ago, dream_star1235 said:

Granted, your 2 million fans are all going to kill you tonight. With chainsaws. And flames.

I wish my BF finished my BronyCon costume tonight.

 

Oooh oohh!
What're you going as? O3O

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted you  have faces of all the corrupted  historical leaders and you can't undo it.

I wish I can meet the gorillaz in person 

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

1 hour ago, TBD said:

granted you  have faces of all the corrupted  historical leaders and you can't undo it.

I wish I can meet the gorillaz in person 

 

The thing that grants your wishes sucks.  When you ask about seeing the Gorillaz, it isn't aware that you are talking about anything else but the animals, not a group.  To make matters worse, the thing granting your wish figures your wish is boring, so it makes you teleport face to face with Xenomorph-Gorillas.   If you are part of some Bio-Weapons division, you might feel excited... till they charge you XD

 

I wish all the insides of Watermelons where imperial purple instead of pink or yellow.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, now grapes are pink and bananas explode all over the planet to compensate for this madness.

I wish kids would get off my lawn,

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted,they get into your house instead(i'm asuming you're not talking about your own kids,in which case,you have no lawn anymore for them to step on)
i wish i could predict the future

Edited July 2, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but your brain explodes instantly the second it's granted.

I wish Dr.Evil and Mark Zuckerberg ran for presidency in 2020.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but in running, he causes better candidates to lose their running slots.
I wish politics didn't exist =w=

 

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted..good job Morty, you just caused The Purge.

I wish I could drink Dr.Pepper and Poprocks and gain super powers from it.

[TBD 17,254]

granted you have unlimited energy, but unfortunately too much of it kills you.

I wish I can go to san diego comic con.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but it's a christian convention with a comedian Sandy Diego as the main attraction.

I wish I could lick my elbow

[TBD 17,254]

granted, your arm got amputated so now it's easier for you to lick. 

I wish baymax can be my personal lawyer.

Edited July 3, 2018 by TBD