The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but the earth speeds up 'round the sun during that time, causing mass damage to the earth, killing everyone

I wish the seasons were more kind o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it'll over exaggerated your needs. So if you want a sunny day, it will be over 100 degree and so forth.

I wish college is free

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, college is now a free to do whatever it likes, and having students isn't it, college now goes on perma vacation

i wish i could find a job that pays me to travel around the world

[TBD 17,254]

granted they'd let you travel the crappy side of the world.

I wish I wasn't burn out from my job.

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted! You're now unemployed!

I wish for autumn to arrive early this year.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but you just messed up the Earth's rotation cycle and we're all going to die now!  That's how it works, isn't it? 

I wish that I can be a little bit more knowing than I am.  

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted! Your increased IQ has cost your vision.

I wish I could stop wishing.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but you lose your ways to communicate.

I wish it  can snow ice cream

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, it's a flavor you hate.

I wish Judge Doom would appear in Conan O'Brien's bed.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, but it happens when Conan is away (he's away late at nights after all)

I wish Dio was still alive

[IronM17 5,374]

Granted, but he makes now Hip Hop

I wish I could sing.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but you sound like an parrot.

I wish I could act in a movie.

 

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted! You have been hired to portray Johnny in The Room 2!

I wish that I had a Lamborghini.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted, but is a tractor

I wish i could speak all languages

[TBD 17,254]

granted but you'll be speaking all the languages at the same time...aka minionese. and no one will know what you're saying.

I wish fall  season is here now.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, thats it, i won't corrupt it, i want this too but tomorrow it's summer again, and it's extra  hot to compensate for it

i wish eating alot made you stronger instead of fat

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. It works for everyone, but you.

I wish all the Dooms (Judge Doom, Dr. Doom, Doomguy, etc.) would appear in Drake (The Rapper)'s hot tub.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted...but you're doom to clean the hot tub..which it's not pretty.

I wish I have a paper to draw right now.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but the opponent draws scissors and you lost.

I wish that my house had more windows.

[IronM17 5,374]

Granted, but all windows are covered with black color.

I wish that I could dance.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you broke your legs and will never walk..again

I wish for a real horse. 

 

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[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted, you now own a real horse, but it has a contagious disease so you can't go near it, plus you have to pay the medical bills

I wish Live concerts were free to go to

[TBD 17,254]

same here

Granted but your favorite bands got disbanded due to losing money.

I wish the world doesn't have to revolve around money.

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Granted, everyone is now enslaved to the aliens, who don't care about money

i wish George R R Martin will finish writing the ASOIAF books

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it will be his last since not many knows about him and all the publishing has gone to waste.

I wish I have my own bar at my house