The Corrupted Wish Game

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

Granted, but your mouth is bigger than the galaxy while the rest of you is still normal sized

I wish I could wish for a fish on a dish

[Samurai Equine 47,378]

Granted! But every time you wish for one, it'll never be the fish you want.

I wish for something that's not corrupt.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

Granted, but you get nothing, the only thing in this world that isn’t corrupt.

I wish I could find Waldo in ten seconds flat

Edited December 24, 2019 by Derpy Pon-3

[Number62 1,247]

Granted, but in order to do that, you'll need to find your glasses. And you can't seem to find your glasses...

I wish junk food could be healthy.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

Granted, but it’s not junk anymore so it doesn’t taste good

I wish we were all figments of a higher beings imagination.

[TBD 17,233]

Granted  everyone's gone except you.

I wish I can make my own clothes. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you are forced to live the rest of your life out as Rarity.

I wish work didn't take so much time out of life.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

granted, but you can no longer afford pony plushies

I wish PewDiePie was a brony

[TS Lightner 269]

1 minute ago, Derpy Pon-3 said:

granted, but you can no longer afford pony plushies

(Joke's on you, I don't have the budget for them in the first place!)

 

2 minutes ago, Derpy Pon-3 said:

I wish PewDiePie was a brony

Granted, but now the fandom is flooded with 9-12 year olds.

I wish I could trade places with one of the M6 or CMC for anywhere from a day to a whole month.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted, but you'll only spend time at horrible and humiliating points in their lives.

I wish I could be an effective crime-fighter.

Edited January 1, 2020 by Number62

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

granted, you stopped all crime in the world and are currently homeless and without job

I wish MLP merch was free

[TBD 17,233]

Granted you're jailed for shop lift

I wish I can go pass the twilight zone.

[Odyssey 5,713]

Granted, your fate is that of what is often seen in thriller novels

I wish for... complete silence!

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish I had a car

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. You get a totaled car.

I wish I could steal anything without consequence.

[Sherem 4,807]

Granted, but in turn for that special skill you don't get to keep any of it for more of 24 hours

I wish I could drive the BMW M3 GTR in real life

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you can only drive it 1 meter.

I wish Fabric Mod Loader and Forge Mod Loader were compatible with each-other.

[Samurai Equine 47,378]

Granted, but now Minecraft is the only game in the world, and every gamer has to suffer for your fun.

I wish I knew things instantly without having to Google it.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. Since you already have so many different answers in your head, you become uncertain about the answers to the questions or problems you encounter.

I wish I could learn and know all kinds of skills without practicing.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but every skill you learn is an utterly useless skill.

I wish Season 9 didn't exist.

Edited January 16, 2020 by Virtual Click

[Sherem 4,807]

Granted, but in exchange you will never able part of any fandom of MLP or any other fandom (no ill will, but only thing I could come up with)

I wish could turn back time and convince myself of never trying to do any Fan-art / RP / Story of MLP (and that also means I never met any of the people I met by doing that)

Edited January 17, 2020 by Sherem

[Samurai Equine 47,378]

Granted, but your past self doesn't believe you. They're convinced that their mind is just playing tricks on them and that you are not real. You have achieved nothing, but I hope you had fun while you were there in the past. 

8 hours ago, Number62 said:

Granted. Since you already have so many different answers in your head, you become uncertain about the answers to the questions or problems you encounter.

Uh... I wish that made sense, because I didn't understand it.

[Odyssey 5,713]

Granted, you understand what they meant, but your newfound intelligence leaves you feeling overwhelmed that you know everything. Too much knowledge to carry!

I wish my home cleans itself up

[Sherem 4,807]

granted, but all your stuff is gone in the process

I wish I never joined Deviantart

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

Granted

you can't draw anymore and never created your oc

Edit: ahhhh! I forgot de wishy

I wish for a derpy hooves plushie

Edited January 18, 2020 by Derpy Pon-3