The Corrupted Wish Game

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

granted, you stopped all crime in the world and are currently homeless and without job

I wish MLP merch was free

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you're jailed for shop lift

I wish I can go pass the twilight zone.

[Odyssey 5,716]

Granted, your fate is that of what is often seen in thriller novels

I wish for... complete silence!

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish I had a car

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You get a totaled car.

I wish I could steal anything without consequence.

[Sherem 4,807]

Granted, but in turn for that special skill you don't get to keep any of it for more of 24 hours

I wish I could drive the BMW M3 GTR in real life

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but you can only drive it 1 meter.

I wish Fabric Mod Loader and Forge Mod Loader were compatible with each-other.

[Samurai Equine 51,443]

Granted, but now Minecraft is the only game in the world, and every gamer has to suffer for your fun.

I wish I knew things instantly without having to Google it.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. Since you already have so many different answers in your head, you become uncertain about the answers to the questions or problems you encounter.

I wish I could learn and know all kinds of skills without practicing.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but every skill you learn is an utterly useless skill.

I wish Season 9 didn't exist.

Edited January 16, 2020 by Virtual Click

[Sherem 4,807]

Granted, but in exchange you will never able part of any fandom of MLP or any other fandom (no ill will, but only thing I could come up with)

I wish could turn back time and convince myself of never trying to do any Fan-art / RP / Story of MLP (and that also means I never met any of the people I met by doing that)

Edited January 17, 2020 by Sherem

[Samurai Equine 51,443]

Granted, but your past self doesn't believe you. They're convinced that their mind is just playing tricks on them and that you are not real. You have achieved nothing, but I hope you had fun while you were there in the past. 

8 hours ago, Number62 said:

Granted. Since you already have so many different answers in your head, you become uncertain about the answers to the questions or problems you encounter.

Uh... I wish that made sense, because I didn't understand it.

[Odyssey 5,716]

Granted, you understand what they meant, but your newfound intelligence leaves you feeling overwhelmed that you know everything. Too much knowledge to carry!

I wish my home cleans itself up

[Sherem 4,807]

granted, but all your stuff is gone in the process

I wish I never joined Deviantart

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

Granted

you can't draw anymore and never created your oc

Edit: ahhhh! I forgot de wishy

I wish for a derpy hooves plushie

Edited January 18, 2020 by Derpy Pon-3

[TS Lightner 269]

No wish?

That's it, no more wishes!  Pack up boys, we're goin' home!



I wish the game didn't just end.

[Odyssey 5,716]

Granted. The game ends so shortly, and you are in a vicious cycle of completing this short game for the rest of your life.

I wish to climb on walls and ceilings

[Sherem 4,807]

2 hours ago, Derpy Pon-3 said:

Granted

you can't draw anymore and never created your oc

Edit: ahhhh! I forgot de wishy

I wish for a derpy hooves plushie

Well Really I can't do it anymore XD

Granted, but you turn into a horrendus hybrid of spider and human

I wish I had an infinite supply of Jaggermister and Redbull

[Samurai Equine 51,443]

Granted! But your entire supply opens up and spills out simultaneously, making you drown in it. You can try to drink it up, but you'll only drown faster.

I don't really need anything, but I wish for you to have a good day and an even better tomorrow. 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted I have the most best day of my life by making your day hell. 

 

I wish I can think of something useful to wish about.

[Samurai Equine 51,443]

Granted! But by gaining such intelligent foresight, you lose the ability to speak or communicate in any way to other people. So you are now stuck with a wish that can never be granted.

I wish I could stay clean and fresh-smelling without ever having to bathe, use deodorant, put on cologne, etc.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Granted, you are now an MRE. Delicious.

I wish we knew if there is intelligent life other than us in the universe.

[Odyssey 5,716]

Granted. The intelligent life the world has discovered will come to Earth next year... to start the end of the world.

I wish I could get up on time for anything

[TBD 17,254]

granted but the time and everything is paused and now forever stuck. And you'll be the only one that still moves.

I wish I can have the time to write comics.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You are given time to write the script for a comic, but no time is given for the artwork.

I wish I could never get tired.