Rarity Fan Club

[The JLmle 5,476]

That reminds me of Red John..

 

you know, the smiley face.

hehehehe.... not my precious Rarebear though!

Of course when Blueblood goes missing...

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Cyan Blue 946]

I had one of the derpiest moments ever.

 

I didn't know how to spell ladder.

 

 

[Quill Waver 1,408]

hehehehe.... not my precious Rarebear though!

Of course when Blueblood goes missing...

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*Stands over Blueblood with blood trickling from Hidden Blade* What now?

[The JLmle 5,476]

*Stands over Blueblood with blood trickling from Hidden Blade* What now?

hehehehehe

I can imagine his reaction

He wanted to run... But you left him no chance

Edit: Replace hearts with daggers 

Edited July 18, 2014 by The JLmle

[Quill Waver 1,408]

hehehehehe

I can imagine his reaction

He wanted to run... But you left him no chance

Actually, he never saw it coming. *Wipes the blood away and sheathes the weapon*

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

I for one think that inducing Bluebloods demise is the wrong way to approach the whole situation.

 

Think about it: He had the most amazing, beautiful, generous and talented mare begging him to love her, and he rejected her. He treated her like a dog. Rarity certainly forgave him, as we saw in Sweet and Elite, for she has a generous heart. But im certain he realised what he could have had in her, and he will probably mourn for the rest of his life that he treated her like he did.

 

He will wake up every night sweating and crying, and shout out her name into the lonely night. He will scream: "Rarity, why did i let you slip away?" But she will never hear his call.

 

Tears will run down his cheeks, every time he realises what could have been.

 

That is the ultimate punishment.

 

He could have had her lying pressed against his body every morning, the most gorgeous pony in Equestria. He could have felt her warm embrace, the soft kisses of her full lips. He ruined it for himself. He ruined his life because of his hubris. He will never feel the bliss to be loved by fair Rarity. Never.

 

I'd say thats punishment enough.

 

Carving him up also works though.

[Cyan Blue 946]

I took this thing for the third time:

 

 

 

 

[Deathstroke 1,564]

I think i got a win-win idea: if i was a pony i'll make a mercenary company and this company obviously needs training so my idea is give me "douch" blue blood, link, crab and trenderhoof i'll make them target practice for my mercenary company and you guys you'll get your revenge and i'll train my forces kinda win on win idea if you ask me 

[Woohoo 34,320]

One thing that puzzled me about Blueblood...

 

In "The Ticket Master," Rarity said Blueblood was Celestia's nephew, which could imply that he is Luna's son, but Luna was on the moon for the last 1000 years. Does that mean Blueblood is 1000 years old? Why do I suddenly care about that asshole?!

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Good morning, fan club!

 

 

Going to be pre-ordering that funko Rarity figure today So excted!!

[Jeric 46,854]

I think i got a win-win idea: if i was a pony i'll make a mercenary company and this company obviously needs training so my idea is give me "douch" blue blood, link, crab and trenderhoof i'll make them target practice for my mercenary company and you guys you'll get your revenge and i'll train my forces kinda win on win idea if you ask me

Rarity takes great pride in eliminating Giant Killer Crabs

[The JLmle 5,476]

I for one think that inducing Bluebloods demise is the wrong way to approach the whole situation.

 

Think about it: He had the most amazing, beautiful, generous and talented mare begging him to love her, and he rejected her. He treated her like a dog. Rarity certainly forgave him, as we saw in Sweet and Elite, for she has a generous heart. But im certain he realised what he could have had in her, and he will probably mourn for the rest of his life that he treated her like he did.

 

He will wake up every night sweating and crying, and shout out her name into the lonely night. He will scream: "Rarity, why did i let you slip away?" But she will never hear his call.

 

Tears will run down his cheeks, every time he realises what could have been.

 

That is the ultimate punishment.

 

He could have had her lying pressed against his body every morning, the most gorgeous pony in Equestria. He could have felt her warm embrace, the soft kisses of her full lips. He ruined it for himself. He ruined his life because of his hubris. He will never feel the bliss to be loved by fair Rarity. Never.

 

I'd say thats punishment enough.

 

Carving him up also works though.

Agreed.... But it is fun to joke about... call it "Cathartic?"

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Ok so i'll leave crab for you guys but leave trenderhoof for me!  :okiedokielokie: (obvious reasons)

Edited July 18, 2014 by Desert guardian

[Pastel 7,630]

One thing that puzzled me about Blueblood...

 

In "The Ticket Master," Rarity said Blueblood was Celestia's nephew, which could imply that he is Luna's son, but Luna was on the moon for the last 1000 years. Does that mean Blueblood is 1000 years old? Why do I suddenly care about that asshole?!

I don't think he's Luna's son, they don't look alike at all.

[Jeric 46,854]

 

Good morning, fan club!

 

 

Going to be pre-ordering that funko Rarity figure today So excted!!

Nice! This Funko is probably the only one I wouldn't mind getting the clear variant on. Suits Rarity better

I don't think he's Luna's son, they don't look alike at all.

Yep! Blueblood is supposedly a VERY distant nephew ...

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Nice! This Funko is probably the only one I wouldn't mind getting the clear variant on. Suits Rarity better

Would that make her look like Crystal Rarity (minus the different style of the mane)? If so, fingers crossed I get that one!

 

Also, damn. We're moving hella fast today  Have a cute comic of best ship/friendship before we go discussing how we're going to murder Blueblood again

 

Edited July 18, 2014 by ghostfacekiller39

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

I think i got a win-win idea: if i was a pony i'll make a mercenary company and this company obviously needs training so my idea is give me "douch" blue blood, link, crab and trenderhoof i'll make them target practice for my mercenary company and you guys you'll get your revenge and i'll train my forces kinda win on win idea if you ask me 

Someone you should not forget when thinking of target practice is this one:

 

M'kay?

[The JLmle 5,476]

Nice! This Funko is probably the only one I wouldn't mind getting the clear variant on. Suits Rarity better

 

Yep! Blueblood is supposedly a VERY distant nephew ...

Walks into Jeric's room, sees variant...

just kidding friend... 

[Pastel 7,630]

Someone you should not forget when thinking of target practice is this one:

 

M'kay?

Wow, Rarity has many enemies!

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

Wow, Rarity has many enemies!

Well, if you are so amazingly gorgeous and talented you are bound to have people who are jealous. Stupid of them, seeing that Rarity shares what she has freely.

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Someone you should not forget when thinking of target practice is this one:

 

M'kay?

Who is he the picture won't come up  for some reason 

[Jeric 46,854]

Would that make her look like Crystal Rarity (minus the different style of the mane)? If so, fingers crossed I get that one!

 

<snip>

That is what I'm hoping. Probably won't see the shots until street date though.

Who is he the picture won't come up for some reason

Suri! So much worse than BB.

 

X(

Edited July 18, 2014 by Jeric

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

That is what I'm hoping. Probably won't see the shots until street date though.

I prefer the non-see through version personally.

 

Who is he the picture won't come up  for some reason 

That would be Suri Polomare.

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Ok than she'll be the target practice for the infantry (originally it was blue blood)

Edited July 18, 2014 by Desert guardian

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Wow, Rarity has many enemies!

No, Just Suri and Blueblood Personally, I would've loved it had she knocked Trenderdouche upside the head and told him off for being such a selfish twat at the end of "Simple Ways" (like Applejack was about to do ), but, like I true lady, she forgave him for being a gigantic asshat, so I don't think they're enemies