I'd hit you with _________

[Blue Bay 1,027]

In that case I'd hit you with the muffin from the box next to me!

[Thorns 55]

I'd hit you with every fiber of my being.

[Zygen 6,066]

I'd hit you with a hyper beam

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with solid sound.

[Simcity11100 772]

I'd hit you with the force!

[Zygen 6,066]

I'd hit you with my lightsaber

[DustJacket 213]

I'd hit you with Time and Space itself

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a cactus!

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Mami's mammies.

[Rocco 567]

with a homeless person

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

I'd hit you with a plushie of yourself.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

A voodoo doll of yourself

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

A clone of yourself.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Yourself.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

A bag of bacon and potatoes.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a bag made of bacon and potatoes.

[DJShy 873]

I hit you with a Fluttershy hug.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

I'd hit you with my thumb. It's the daddy finger!

 

...I think I've already used that line.

[Thorns 55]

 I'd hit you with a . . . Twenty nine and a half foot poooooooole!

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

banhammer

[DubWolf 17,250]

The Katamari.

[otgurg 1]

i'd hit you with a  FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with a Superman punch.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I'd hit you with a Spike Punch!

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with the Incredible Derp.