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Greetings minions!  It is I, your benevolent trollness, come to grace you with my presence!   OK, I lied, I really can't stand any of you ; the truth is, now that the "Twilight Princess hath cometh,"

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Well that's easy of course!  Whoever's most likely to burn these forums to the ground (either intentionally or unintentionally) should be the next Tech Admin; in fact, next Blank Flank to join the for

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I'll just come back when the troll side effects worn off!

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Anna:

I am the archer, born from the greenwood village!

 

Matt:

Mah name is matt. I like Swords and Stealing swords!

Lance:

I am a gun guy.

I shoot stuff.

I love my job.

 

 

 

This is my party.

 

Who do you choose?

 

Alrighty then, here are my six:

 

Discord, a.k.a. "Swaglicious Lord of Chaos"

 

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Because why wouldn't I put a Lord of Chaos on my team when I have the option to?! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

 

Iron Will, a.k.a. "Mr. Motivational"

 

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Guy's a great personal trainer (seriously, helped me shed A LOT of my cake weight just in time for swim season!), obviously bulked up, and a fantastic motivator.  Nobody's gonna quit anything while he's around! e9FkmL5.png

 

Princess Luna, a.k.a. "Princess Lazy-Turd-Who-Needs-To-Get-Off-Her-Flank"

 

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Don't get me wrong, Luna's powerful and all, but I'm really bringing her along because she still owes me for that Canterlot Wedding business!  Don't think I've forgotten how she was nowhere to be found while I was left swinging in the wind, quite literally actually.

 

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KUbAnTY.png Oh yeah, she owes me big time, so that filly's gotta make it up to me majorly!!!

 

Mr. Dragon, a.k.a. "My Poker Buddy"

 

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mellow.png We're poker buddies. huh.png  What?  That's it, that's the only reason he's along.  What do you want from me, a bucking biography?!  He's a poker buddy doing me a solid, and that's that! angry.png

 

Chuck Norris, a.k.a. "Chuck Norris"

 

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Because you never said my teammates had to be from my world. vsTALhM.png   FEAR THE ALMIGHTY CHUCK!!! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

 

Derpy Hooves, a.k.a. "The Wildcard"

 

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I don't think I'll tell you just how this one's a wildcard, just, trust me when I say that she's a wildcard who I wouldn't feel safe without.  I'M SERIOUS!!! angry.png

 

Princess I think you sister is trolling me on Xbox...or is that you who keeps killing me sleep.png

 

No no, it's probably her.  She is the resident gamer of the Royal Court, after all. sleep.png

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

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Those fools are easy!
 

We focused on eliminating Chuck in the first turn.

 

He was a bit butthurt, but he went down.

 

Your guys pretty much almost screwed me over.

But then

Anna threw a muffin at derpy, she flew away with the muffin in her mouth.

 

We all tried to go after discord, but he discorded us, but thankfully matt had the Purify skill which cancelled that out.

We also jolted him with lightning.

He went down, Butthurt.

 

Luna we did not bother.

Instead, we told her that you stole her Xbox360.

You should expect her later.

*Teehee*

 

Mr.Dragon burned us with fire, but we healed.

We all used ice weapons to make him unconsious.

He was the hardest.

Still alive.

 

The Iron will guy?

We took him and cooked him with fire weapons.

He is unconsious, and alive.

 

 

So.. 

Can you give me the sword now?

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Those fools are easy!

 

We focused on eliminating Chuck in the first turn.

 

He was a bit butthurt, but he went down.

 

Your guys pretty much almost screwed me over.

But then

Anna threw a muffin at derpy, she flew away with the muffin in her mouth.

 

We all tried to go after discord, but he discorded us, but thankfully matt had the Purify skill which cancelled that out.

We also jolted him with lightning.

He went down, Butthurt.

 

Luna we did not bother.

Instead, we told her that you stole her Xbox360.

You should expect her later.

*Teehee*

 

Mr.Dragon burned us with fire, but we healed.

We all used ice weapons to make him unconsious.

He was the hardest.

Still alive.

 

The Iron will guy?

We took him and cooked him with fire weapons.

He is unconsious, and alive.

 

 

So.. 

Can you give me the sword now?

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Me:

 

Meh...

Here.

*summons 3000000 bannanas*

 

Enjoy! 

 

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*squee* SWEET ME, THESE ARE ALL GOING IN MY BANANA HOARD!!!  THANK YOU!!! wub.png wub.png wub.png 

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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trollestia it is i black swirl and i have adeas burn ponies house down with the sun then not let them have incurance foolproof plan!

 

Aw, I wouldn't do that!  I like screwing with ponies, not causing them that kind of pain and misery.  Thanks very much for brainstorming, but if you're going to suggest new ways to troll my subjects, please think more along the lines of "harmless fun" and less along the lines of "ruining ponies lives". smile.png

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sit on this empty bench that nopony else at all totally wants to sit on.

 

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Nopony at all. vsTALhM.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Matt:

I got an idea.

How about a Wooly mammoth that summons bannanas when it walks?

 

ohmy.png That sounds AMAZING... and incredibly trippy. huh.png  I may have to, uh, properly "prepare" myself before my mind is in a proper state to create something that... strange.  Luckily, I know just the trick! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

 

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You heard me, BEGONE, I need to be alone, for the, um... preparations.  Yeah. vsTALhM.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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I stole your waifu

 

YOU STOLE MY CAKE?!?!?!?!?! angry.png angry.png angry.png 

 

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*cue demonic voice* BY THE FLAMES OF TARTARUS, I SHALL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!  NO CORNER OF EQUESTRIA, NO BACKWATER DIVE NOR THE DARKEST OF ALLEYS WILL BE ABLE TO SHIELD YOU FROM MY WRATH!!!!!!  HENCEFORTH, WE SHALL BE MORTAL ENEMIES, UNTIL I HAVE OBLITERATED YOU INTO OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!!!  THE ABYSS AWAITS YOUR POOR, BLACK SOUL, FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!

 

I... WILL... BURY YOU!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh by the way, could you maybe pick up some cider at the nearest Trotmart before our final confrontation?  Banishing my enemies into eternal nothingness always leaves me parched!  Many thanks, and toodles!!! derpy_emoticon2.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Dessert time! There are two desserts for you, but you may have only one. Choose wisely.

 

The 10 foot banana cake, or the banana split?

 

Also, how tall is the tallest library in Equestria?

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Dessert time! There are two desserts for you, but you may have only one. Choose wisely.

 

The 10 foot banana cake, or the banana split?

 

Also, how tall is the tallest library in Equestria?

 

Oh that's an easy one!  I'll take the 10 foot banana cake of course!!! wub.png

 

Oh, and to answer your question, the tallest library in Equestria is this tall:

 

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What can I say, we're kinda crazy about our libraries here in Equestria. vsTALhM.png   Oh, and... don't ask why I was in Seattle.  To be honest, I don't really remember that day myself. ph34r.png  That's what I get for drinking a dozen kegs of cider and inhaling 5 massive Devil's food cakes in one sitting! derpy_emoticon2.png

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

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If I look at your ass for too long, will I go blind?

 

huh.png I don't know; let's find out, shall we. img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png  And... go!!!

 

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Report back to me when *ahem* I mean "if" you go blind.  Of course, you may find it a bit difficult to report back to me if you go blind, so if I don't hear from you, I'll simply assume you've gone blind at some point and notch this one up as a point to science! vsTALhM.png   Yay for science!!! yay.png

 

Ever heard of Equinox and their Queen: Queen Blackhole

 

derpy_emoticon2.png Nope!  Is that like a heavy metal band or something? huh.png   I do like to rock out myself every once and awhile, although I don't think my vocals can really compare to Luna's these days.

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Let's see... 2 minutes!!! biggrin.png  And now we know. sleep.png  Thank you for contributing your vision to science. vsTALhM.png  Yay science!!! yay.png

 

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No not a band its a different world of Equestria

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Just search it up and I only had one glass today....all they had till they ran out do you have any

Okie-doki-Loki, Google, do your thing.

 

*one Google search later*

 

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AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!  What in the name of me man, why would you tell me to look that up!!!  That crap's terrifying!!!  Sheesh, thanks for the new night terrors... oh, and don't act like I won't get nightmares because my sister's the Princess of the Night, Luna's gonna eat this crap up and milk it for what it's worth, I guarantee it. xJpg51C.png   Buck me that was terrifying!!! unsure.png   I need some cake... ph34r.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I feel accomplished....though I didnt troll you I made you react that bad and I cant stop laughing now

 

 

Also say your welcome to Luna from me please

 

also Didn't think you would be that scared I wasn't 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I feel accomplished....though I didnt troll you I made you react that bad and I cant stop laughing now

 

 

Also say your welcome to Luna from me please

 

also Didn't think you would be that scared I wasn't 

 

laugh.png Ohahahahahaha, hohohohoho, sooooooo funny!!! *cue vengeful princess magic* xJpg51C.png

 

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img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png Enjoy your new home!  Heard it has a lovely view! vsTALhM.png

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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