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What is an ideal specific impulse:thrust ratio compound ratio for transporting things to a lunar escape velocity from 1 bar atmospheric pressure and sea level?

 

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TWILIGHT, GET IN HERE!  SOMEPONY HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU!!!  :angry:

 

Hello!

 

I've got you a present! :P

 

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Oh, oh, what is it, what is it?!?!  Tell me tell me tell me!!!  :wub:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Greetings minions!  It is I, your benevolent trollness, come to grace you with my presence!   OK, I lied, I really can't stand any of you ; the truth is, now that the "Twilight Princess hath cometh,"

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Well that's easy of course!  Whoever's most likely to burn these forums to the ground (either intentionally or unintentionally) should be the next Tech Admin; in fact, next Blank Flank to join the for

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I'll just come back when the troll side effects worn off!

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Cake! :P

 

A cake the size fit for a mot.. royal princess!

 

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SO DELICIOUS!!! :wub:  HOW DID YOU FIT IT IN SUCH A SMALL BOX?!?!  :o

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Anything is possible for my Mo..... *ahem* a princess :P

 

Hope you enjoy it! :)

 

Oh I most certainly did!  In fact, just finishing it off right now! :D   Funny thing though, I can't suddenly see my hooves   :huh: ...

 

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Eh, probably nothing.  :mellow:

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So, you sent Luna to the moon for 1000 years, and made HER apologize?

You make a twilicorn when she doesn't know how to fly?

You and your sis made Discord stone and brought him back for 6 ponies to harden him back? Wow.

 

:huh: Ummm... yeah.  Problem?  B)

 

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You have REALLY let yourself go.

 

IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!!  :angry:

 

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OK it's kinda bad.  :ph34r:   LUNA, CALL THE ROYAL PERSONAL TRAINER!!!  AND A LIPOSUCTION SURGEON!!!  :angry:

 

What do you do in the event of sudden bombs?

 

What any true leader should do of course; sit back and enjoy the show!  Preferably with visiting heads of state or diplomats.  :D  

 

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Well, there goes Vanhoover!  B)

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Dear Princess Trollestia,

 

Do you know anything about humans? Because someone drew a picture of what you'd look like as a human and I think you look kind of foxy ;). You do promise not to stab me right? How do you feel about this?

 

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Oh I most certainly did!  In fact, just finishing it off right now! :D   Funny thing though, I can't suddenly see my hooves   :huh: ...

 

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Eh, probably nothing.  :mellow:

 

Glad you enjoy'd it!

 

Oh my... What happened to you?! :o

Don't worry, This will suck everything out and you will once again be the beautiful princess you always were! :P

 

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TWILIGHT, GET IN HERE! SOMEPONY HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU!!! :angry:

Someone call me?

 

 

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Oh, oh, what is it, what is it?!?! Tell me tell me tell me!!! :wub:

 

What is the question you need answered faithful princess

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Dear Princess Trollestia,

 

Do you know anything about humans? Because someone drew a picture of what you'd look like as a human and I think you look kind of foxy ;). You do promise not to stab me right? How do you feel about this?

Your faithful subject, DF

 

:huh: Why in Equestria would I stab you for merely stating an undeniable truth?!?!

 

Don't know anything about humans myself, but it's hardly surprising that I look foxy as one!  After all, I am the sexiest mare in all the land!  B)

 

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That's right, you know you want me!!!  ;)

 

I do have a problem... Thx for asking!

 

It's what I'm here for; well, my work is done.  I think this calls for cake.  :D

 

Glad you enjoy'd it!

 

Oh my... What happened to you?! :o

Don't worry, This will suck everything out and you will once again be the beautiful princess you always were! :P

 

Woah, woah, easy there skippy, get that thing away from me!!!  :unsure:   No worries, nothing that a couple of workouts with the Royal Personal Trainer (and *ahem* a couple of visits to a, uh, liposuction surgeon) couldn't fix!  I'm back to my Celestlicious self, though I did have 'em keep some of the extra junk in mah trunk; after all, gotta be able to rock my badonkadonk on the dance floor!  B)

 

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What is the question you need answered faithful princess

 

THIS!!!  :angry:

 

What is an ideal specific impulse:thrust ratio compound ratio for transporting things to a lunar escape velocity from 1 bar atmospheric pressure and sea level?

 

Have fun!  B) 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Luna out-trolled you. WUT DO

Also... Big fan!

 

Big fan?  Who isn't?!?!  B)

 

:P Pfffft, like that would ever happen!  Little sister has yet to surpass the troll master.   :huh: Well... that's not entirely true, there was one time; but let's just say she was regretting it for a long time afterwards.  B)

 

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A long, long, LONNNGGGGGGGG time!!!  B)

 

 

*Stares in trance at flank*

 

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You see this face?  This is my "Celestia be not amused" face.  Ponies do not want to see this face, because when ponies see this face, bad things happen.  Very bad things.  But ya know, I'm in a good mood right now, so how 'bout this?  You have approximately ten seconds to stop staring and run as fast as your little hooves can carry you before I embark on a glorious, divine rampage that pony bards shall sing of threw the ages for millenia to come.  OK pumpkin?  :mellow:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

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If you don't like MT comments, SEND THEM TO THE MOON

 

Nah, I'm too lazy.  Think I'll just game with Luna instead.

 

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:huh: What?  Venting my anger's how I relax!  :mellow:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

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Y u so troll?

 

Because why not?  B)

 

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When your done gaming with Luna can you please banish muffin thief to the sun. And also make him OBEY! One more hint great and awesome princess what is my next assignment on trolling?

 

Eh, he's already banished to the Everfree Forest, that's good enough.  Oh, and as for your next assignment my faithful student, I need you to  :huh: ...

 

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B) ...

 

...go and speak with the bronies.  Tell 'em that next season Applejack will turn into a pegasus, Pinkie Pie an alicorn, Rarity an earth pony, Fluttershy a mongoose, and Rainbow Dash a rock.  They should be right outside if I'm not mistaken...

 

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Have fun!  B)

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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