Badvice!

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

So here's how the game works. The first person (me) will ask for advice on any real or imagined problem (preferably not anything too personal or serious). It can be sort of serious or a bit silly, and it can be about anything that doesn't break the website's rules. Then, the next person responds with the absolute worst advice possible for that given scenario, along with a new problem for the next person to give badvice on. It goes on and on like that.

 

First problem:

I want to make a forum game thread, but I'm nervous that no one will like it. What do?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Make it. The original way you planned. And add in some puns too.

 

How can MT improve his musical talent?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Pepsi.

 

My vest friend went and killed a farm full of cow with a meat cleaver, how should I approach him?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Don't. Help him. Eat the burgers too.

 

How can MT get his workers to stop slacking off for once?!?

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Introduce them to MLP.

 

I'm having trouble sleeping. What should I do?

[Betez 1,734]

Drink more redbull

 

Drugs are legal, right?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Weed is...

 

How can MT improve his physical constitution?

Edited February 23, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Stellafera 3,836]

Throw himself off a cliff. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?

 

How do I shot web?

[Moon Rat 4,772]

By web shotting

 

I'm confused...

[Agent153 50]

Get even more confused.

 

How do I hide a body?

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Out in the open

 

 

I forget things too easily

[Sylvester 350]

Don't even bother remembering... hehe

I swallowed a 100 $ note, what do I do??

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Go to the toilet and create an expensive poo


I don't know what to type, what doo doo?

[Sylvester 350]

Start hitting the keyboard frantically and hope for the best, hehe

Somepony shot me, what do I do???

Edited February 23, 2013 by Silverstar

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Blame it on the governement.

 

The government illegalized banana muffins, what am i supposed to eat now?

[Sylvester 350]

Banana Cupcakes

I threw up on my teachers shoe, what should I do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Take a large crap on her desk, because Cartman did that and Cthulu stopped regning terror.

 

The devil wants to play rock paper scissors shoot with me, what do I do?

[Sylvester 350]

Win

Somepony ate my apple ipod touch, what should I do

Edited February 23, 2013 by Silverstar

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Throw it back.

 

My BBBFF got abducted by chicken farmers, and I'm scared. What do I do?

[Sylvester 350]

Commit Suicide

I accedentally punched the president, what do I do??

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Punch another president of a different country.


 

I'm on MLP Forums, what do I do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Punch him back.

 

My deoderant smells dry and kinda nasty, what do I do with it?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Microwave it, then put it in a blender.

 

I've a paper drawing. What do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Draw a piece of paper now.

 

How do I make better advice?

[Sylvester 350]

Listing the wost advice possible and posting them ALL!!!

How can I save my pet gerbal from death??