Badvice!

[Shining Wing 201]

Pour soap all over your monitor.

 

My boat won't start, now what?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Make one out of paper.

 

How do I get my paper airplane to start?

Edited February 24, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Try purchasing an engine.

 

How to avoid getting rotten tomatoes thrown at MT by the audience?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Tell them overused jokes from movies.

 

How do I legally pirate a movie?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Take the rating of the movie, multiply it by π, divide it by 100.

 

Why am I doing math?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

THAT'S NOT ASKING FOR ADVICE!

 

 

So my pet duck herbert came to me and said he was planning to take a road trip to Las Pegasis. Normally I'dbe fine with this, but he's an alcoholic. So how is it that I can convince him to stay sober until he's at the casinos? I don't want to be blunt and hurt the guy, but I'll get sued and arrested for letting him drive drunk.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You eat him.

-Sigh- My name is Golgo and I have a problem..I like to pretend that my cat is simba at the beginning of the lion king and hold him at sunrise every morning.  Am I crazy?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You're not crazy, you just have an intimate love for putting little booties on your cat and are trying to cover it up with The Lion King.

 

I'm always losing my stuff (keys, pencils, kittens) in my fat rolls, how do I stop this?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Loose weight.


How do I stop my paranoia of feeling like my mother is trying to kill me.

[Blue Lightning 275]

She is trying to kill you

 

I wanna know what love is. How do i find it?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Take this $80 and talk to that lady with the makeup on the corner of the street.

 

My lady friend won't cook for me, but she's dead, HOW DO I GE HER TO COOK FOR ME?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You attach jumper cables to her utters and then attach the other lead to your car and reanimate her!

So I have found myself trying to lick my elbow but I can't...

Edited February 25, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Lick someone else's elbow.

 

 

I have a bad itch, what should I do?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Bang your head against a wall.

 

Scootaloo drank all the punch. What do?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Squeeze her til she's dry.

How do I tell the girl I like she makes me spontaneously get a wing boner every time she walks by?

[SweetJeans88 408]

make more punch, but spike it this time and give her some. get a sharpie and draw all over her face, then take pictures.

 

 

--i got ninja'd but it still kinda fits LMAO----

 

"i want to go bowling with my friends, but my mom wants me to wash her car.. what should i do?"

Edited February 25, 2013 by SweetJeans88

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Cut off your wings!

 

How can MT best provide therapy to Princess Derpy?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Try blending in her with culture.


How do I get this annoying zebra filly off my back.
 

[Blue Lightning 275]

Do a barrel roll

I like this mare but she is only interested in tooth paste. How do I get her attention?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Just be yourself.

 

I plan on drawing ponies. Any tips?

[Blue Lightning 275]

They don't call it "RULE" 34 for nothing

 

How do I words?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Chop it into a salad and pour ranch all over it.

 

How do I stop my head from imploding when I talk to my ELA teacher who I despise?

 

Hey, Y U ninja?

Edited February 25, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Don't know dude.

How do I enter the matrix?

[Sylvester 350]

Drink the red pill

How can I learn to fly??

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Throw yourself off of the top of a tall building.  Your body has a way of knowing if it is or isn't a legitimate suicide, and will adapt and grow wings if it is not.

 

How do I math?

Edited February 25, 2013 by Antismurf9001