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I see ghosts on hard difficulty!

 

My friend wants to run away from home. How can he buy mangos?

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Here's my OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/blue-lightning-r2658

Here's my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ghboy911

And finally here's my singer competition, be sure to help :)

http://mlpforums.com/topic/52733-who-here-can-sing-rock-n-roll/

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MelancholicMemory
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So here's how the game works. The first person (me) will ask for advice on any real or imagined problem (preferably not anything too personal or serious). It can be sort of serious or a bit silly, and

Sylvester
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Not mine How do I shave a cat??

Leatherbehlt
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THAT'S NOT ASKING FOR ADVICE!     So my pet duck herbert came to me and said he was planning to take a road trip to Las Pegasis. Normally I'dbe fine with this, but he's an alcoholic. So how is it t

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Blue Lightning

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Seinop

 

Ashley has cursed me, WOHAUT DUEOOO?

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Here's my OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/blue-lightning-r2658

Here's my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ghboy911

And finally here's my singer competition, be sure to help :)

http://mlpforums.com/topic/52733-who-here-can-sing-rock-n-roll/

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You walk out your front door then walk over to your car. start it, then ram your kitchen wall. You now have access to your foodstash

 

I have nothing to say. What do I do?

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Silverhoof

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Better to ask forgiveness than permission. DO IT! You know you want to.

 

I recently sold a can of poison pineapple slices to a lady at the store. Should I warn her?

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ColtofPersonality

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Crap, your on to me..*hides the hammer he was gonna use*

How do I convince Applejack to lay off the cider..; . ; She hasn't been the same since she started drinking.

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Silverhoof

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First you have to get her attention. Use a 2'X4" and whack her on the head. Whack her several times to let her know you are serious.

 

How can I get my GF to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 shows with me?

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Remind her of middle school science calss, you know, when she'd always fail and annoy the teacher on purpose.

 

How do I convince the little kids down the street to send me pictures of them bathing? I'm not planning on doing anything much with them, just selling them to a few guys I know and what not.

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Moon Rat

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tell them about it and hope they don't tell their parents...

on second though...

tell their parents too...

they might like that...

 

 

 

 

 

 

so ahh.....

whado I do now?

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Blue Lightning

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Grab the nearest machine gun and shoot candy canes at her flank!

 

How should I get intimate with my special somepony?

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Here's my OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/blue-lightning-r2658

Here's my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ghboy911

And finally here's my singer competition, be sure to help :)

http://mlpforums.com/topic/52733-who-here-can-sing-rock-n-roll/

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Moon Rat

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swallow her whole....

works every time

 

 

I wanna be swallowed whole by Princess Luna..

how do I get her to do that?

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Silverhoof

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Run around a tree with low hanging branches.

 

How should I respond to the guy that cuts me off in traffic? Profanity doesn't seem to work...

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Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/

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ColtofPersonality

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You should find his or her Facebook by looking up the license plate and type this " I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking to piss me off I can tell you I'm not angry. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you ever cut me off again, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

How do stop my wing boner from popping up when I see cute mares strolling past my yard in their pumped up kicks.

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WHO TOLD YOU!?

How do I get rid of a body that's been sitting in my bath room for three days..fabreeze isn't working.

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Blue Lightning

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Scream YAHTZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

 

How do I walk in someone else's shoes?

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Here's my OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/blue-lightning-r2658

Here's my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ghboy911

And finally here's my singer competition, be sure to help :)

http://mlpforums.com/topic/52733-who-here-can-sing-rock-n-roll/

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