Badvice!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Take calculus.

 

I wanna play a new game. What do?

[~ Piston ~ 83]

Play Sonic '06

 

What is love?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

You didn't ask for any advice, you asked a question, YOU BE INVALID

The sunlight is hurting my eyes, what to do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Stare at the stairs.

 

I wanna do something. What do?

[IronPuddinG 249]

Do me.

:3

Swarm Hosts are too OP.  How to kill?

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

Hacking

 

How do I cross the Canadian border?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Go to Mexico.

 

How do I go to Mexico?

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

Go to Canada

 

How do I get this stain off of my shirt?

[~ Piston ~ 83]

Wash it in grape juice

 

How do I get my cat to stop biting?

[IronPuddinG 249]

Bite your cat.

Hacking didn't work, I got banned.  Now what?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Bite your cat.

 

Pizza. What do?

[Clover Heart 978]

Stick it in your ears.

 

I don't remember what time my appointment is, tomorrow. What should I do?

[Eureka 1,119]

Drive there right now and wait for them to call your name.

I got this really ugly expensive vest that I can't return.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Re-gift it to someone ugly. send a card saying, "This reminded me of you."

 

The voices in my head are saying, "It's time to kill again." what do?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Kill the voices.

 

Dude. I need advice. Help.

[Reani 176]

Have you tried looking under the bed?

 

I'm the imaginary boyfriend of my girlfriend. What should I do if I start questioning my existence?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Freak out and bug your girlfriend constantly.

 

I've been having dreams about volcanoes, and sacrificing maidens to appease the mighty mountains. What does it mean?

[Reani 176]

It means you have to check the laundry because it's done.

 

I ate some delicious mercury but it turned out to be arsenic. What do?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Watch MLP episodes...go out happy.

 

There are people wandering outside my house. about 30 of them, They act like they're in a trance or something. They never speak, they just moan. I had to board up my windows and doors to keep them from coming in,Why don't they go away? What do they want?

How do I get rid of them?

[Shining Wing 201]

They want friendship, duh.

 

Where do I buy groceries?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

In the landfill.

 

Help, I just lost my credit card!

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Post the number here and we'll see if anyone recognizes it,

 

I work at a lab. Two of the mice disappear every night but are back in the morning. I can hear them talking. They want to take over the world!!!!111!!1  What do?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Take over the world first.

 

OH MAN. OH GOD. OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN

[Reani 176]

I think they're outside.

 

I've fallen in love with a cartoon pony and now my girlfriend knows. What do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Psychologist.

 

I wanna do some 3D modelling. What do?