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Hey guys...Have you ever been so bored where you decided to do something...naughty...something that may hurt or effect the lives if others...or just plain old breaking the rules. Post some of the most badass things that you guys have done here. Well here goes.

 

Once I told my friend he should listen to some music. I then paused the music and put it on his ears. When he said he couldn't hear anything I turned up the music all the way and played it. He quickly took them off and punched me.

 

This one is the most badass thing I've done. Once...I solved a sudoku with a pen...

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The most badass thing I've ever done was on my safari trip to Africa.

 

We were driving along with our tour guide when a lion randomly jumped and attacked the van. I wrestled the lion with my bare hands. I was just about to deliver the final blow when a 5 ton rhinoceros came and smashed the car. Everyone was screaming and freaking out, but I told them to keep calm. Eventually I jumped of the van and onto the back of the rhinoceros and chased the lion into the sunset. 

 

Later the townspeople thanked me and worshipped me as their savior for defeating the animals that plagued their village. 

 

So basically if you want a free safari trip just message me and I can hook you up laugh.png

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 In high school I found out a pole dancing site wasn't blocked, so a few of my friends and I made it the homepage of a bunch of computers and laptops in the library. The site got blocked soon after, but no one figured out we were the ones who changed the home pages ph34r.png .

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Back in Primary School, me and my friends (about 35 of us) went around with water balloons throwing them ALL over the school.

At the time it was very funny, but soon after, evidently we got caught by the teachers and we all got detention everyday for the next 2 terms (a semester).

 

Now I feel bad for doing that, cos we hit some people who were just minding their own business. And we just randomly drenched them. :c

 

But it was fun, AT THE TIME. xD

 

 

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Once, the teacher said to use a HB pencil.....

BUT I USED A 6H! biggrin.png

 

 

Jokes aside though, it was probably when I skipped class went around the school with my friends squirting soap all over the bathroom floors. Lucky we didn't get caught, a teacher was right outside one of the bathrooms we were in. We barely got outta there alive...

Also, once I stole some chips from a little girl, but that's a story for another time....  laugh.png

 

 


 


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I once got into a barfight. Ended up with stitches over my left eye (close call) and on my hand. Knocked the other guy out cold (made sure he was okay too), though they wouldn't let us back in for victory drinks.

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Most badass?

 

I rode my bike full speed off the edge of a bridge near the paddock out back of town...

I also shot my friend in the back about 2 dozen times with a paintball gun if that counts?

 

Very funny at the time...not so much when he hit me in the arm afterwards...

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I remember I was about 5 when I was with my dad and walked out a shop (can't remember what one) and for reasons I can't remember I randomly picked up a piece of chocolate. I think it was a kinder egg or something, but anyway I took it home and ate it. My mum then found out and talked to me about stealing.

 

Bit dull but there it is!

 

On the topic of shopping, although it doesn't have anything to do with being badass. I just want to say that when I was 5 I thought change was what you got when you couldn't afford a product, so if you bought something for £5 and you only had £3 the cashier would give you £2. xD

 

Just thought I should share that!

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Well, not to brag but I am a pretty bad boy myself. When I play with my dog, I pretend to toss the ball, but I really don't! Top that mother buckers!

 

But seriously, probably setting off fireworks when I was little and getting the police called to my house.

 

 

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-I made a perfect 10m North Star once on the original Katamari Damacy (the goal for the North Star level is to make your Katamari exactly 10 meters)

-I won my school's Geography Bee in 4th grade (yeah, a Geography Bee. Weird I know).

-I once kicked someone in the balls who was making fun of me WHILE competing in a Guitar Hero contest and winning the match.

-Oh and when I was in 6th grade, I kicked a bully in the balls (this seems to be a theme here...) when he lunged at me in preparation to hit me.

-I've started some pretty epic spam threads in the past, on other forums. cool.png

 

I guess that's all I have for now.


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This one time at band camp at a Very Unpleasant PlaceTM I started a prison riot.  It was intended to cause a distraction so a few of us could steal supplies to escape.  I started by yelling at my "assistant" and punching him in the gut.  He went down, and a few of us started kicking him.  Then a bunch of the guards came running over and rolled us up.

 

It didn't work, and we all ended up getting beaten for it.

 

At least I got my chicken.


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Was not really "Badass" but it was really stupid... my friend thinks its badass but.. anyway

 

I got really pissed off one day... and well lol went outside for a smoke.. as I did I had seen a brick wall... guess what I did, I punched that bitch as hard as I could... and bucked up my hoof real nicely... thank Celestia my hoof is ok today...


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I guess playing live to 600-or-so people is the most badass thing I've ever done.
To be fair, not all of them were there to see us, but we did play to them, nonetheless.
(Also, your guitar cutting out is probably the worst thing that can happen to you playing live.)

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@, nice necro.  I had completely forgotten this goofy thread existed.

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 In high school I found out a pole dancing site wasn't blocked, so a few of my friends and I made it the homepage of a bunch of computers and laptops in the library. The site got blocked soon after, but no one figured out we were the ones who changed the home pages img-1322770-1-ph34r.png .

:lol:  We had something like that too. We managed to connect to the teachers laptop with ssh. The teachers laptop was connected to the smart board. So we started a dirty site, XD the chaos that caused :umad:


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For me well...

 

Was driving home and pulled a powerslide on a right corner going nearly 25mph. 

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I wish I was as hard as some of you guys. Most badass thing I've done is drive 140 mph (235 kmh) in a 65 mph (105 kmh) speed zone. Of course without pics I can't prove it :P

But if you knew me, you'd know that it's normal for me to go 100 mph (160 kmh) on the interstate :lol:

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Once I was driving around on my golf cart with three other friends heading to a CVS. it had just rained, so the road was nice and slick. I came into the parking lot going as fast as it can and tried to slide, just because. I ended up skidding into a parking space, and the coolest thing I've ever done was put on a pair of sunglasses, and say "that's how you park." and walk in.


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I remember one day it was Halloween and me and my friends needed stuff to throw at the neighborhod houses... I wanted eggs so I went to the local Stop & Shop that was across the highway.  I entered the store, but upon entering, I realized that it was empty and there were a bunch of employees roaming around... tf ? 

 

So me and my friends went to the Walgreens right next to the Stop & Shop, and went straight to the milk, dairy, and eggs isle.  I stuffed three egg cartons into my sweater: two on the sides of my body, and one in front of my stomach.  I kind of made it hot and then the employee at the counter began calling out for me...

I ran out the automatic doors as fast I could before the guy could get over the counter

Did your parents figure out about this? Or did you just think "No one cares and no one will be affected"?

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