Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Twilight The Creator 298]

cuz u dnt go t schewl

 

why is the pancake not a lie?

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

Because I suck at typing!

 

Why do I like the song "When Can I See You Again" by Owl City?

[Kookie 135]

Because that's the only song you heard in your whole life and when you try to listen with other songs, that song will pop out of your head like an eardrum recorded itself to play the song over . . . . and over . . . and over . . . . and over. With grandparents onions with cheese.

 

Q: A Cardboard box, a piece of wood, and dirt. Why didn't I lick the nearest sock?

Edited July 7, 2014 by Kookie

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Sorry, that information is classified.

 

Why am I a sentient numerical value?

[Kookie 135]

Because you cried when 7 ate 9 and 25 is actually a funnier number. Oh and also Pi is more of numbers wrapped in peanut dough with angel wings.

 

Q: Where did the slipper empire gather its sparkling root bear supply?

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

From Slipknot. Duh.

 

Where did all the salt go?

[Kookie 135]

*hides salt* Salt? What Salt? *looking both ways and twitching* hehehehe

 

Q: If wood was made of water, can Dracula beat a shark?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Cause they sound Russian,

They're Norwegian mate.

 

On-Topic:

 

If Her Majesty demands it.

 

Would you bang a hot loli?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Only if the conditions are right.

 

Why?

[Luna 831 466]

What makes thunder.

[More_Fluttershy 127]

Wen the candy clouds mix with the choclet rayn. 

 

On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the alphabet?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Salt.

 

Why am i so awesome?

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

So you can brag all day.

 

Was I dead in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask?

Edited July 8, 2014 by Little Miss Link

[Invincible 2,091]

Answer: Ever heard of schrodinger's cat?

 

Question: What is the meaning for 42?

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

Nobody will ever know.

 

What Nintendo video game francize is Link from?

[A Majestic Keldeo 42]

potatoes

 

do you eat food?

[awesomeoshawott 6]

Only on Friday mornings.

 

Why am I asking this question?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Because, reasons

 

 

U MAD, BRO?

Edited July 9, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

Only Demoman's bottle of Oxiclean Kaboom will destroy whatever is those.

 Let this kid ask you:

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I can answer that... for a price.

 

How much am I worth?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

About $3.50

 

Why isn't there any Derpy x Maud Pie pictures out there?

Edited July 9, 2014 by Dattebayo

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because I stole all of them.

 

What should be my next move?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Shrek yourself

 

During said Shreking of yourself, did you happen to wreck yourself by accident?

Edited July 9, 2014 by Dattebayo

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

No, Jimmy Neutron, the evil boy genius was successful for messing it all up.

 

y cant metroid crawl?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because I r 2 casul

 

Are you cool yet?