Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Samurai Equine 50,713]

Add bacon and cheese.

 

Why do dollars float?

[Hidey 2,836]

Man is least himself when he has potatoes. Make them into fries, and he will show you who he really is.

 

suck it ?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

ok.

 

How do I become ginger? (IDK why, but I feel a Gilligand's Island reference coming)

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

By fighting the Illuminati to find your power.

 

SiiS or SaaS?

[Raritas 6,820]

SaaS all the way! Especially if it's a Wednesday, believe me.

 

Why do birds suddenly appear?

[Lordav 3,427]

...When a Bird and a birdess love each other...

 

is the world flat?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

no, it's gallefrein. (I spelled that wrong)

 

How does one make a PB&J?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

By making a PB&J.

 

Wat?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Macklemore

 

Will the doctor ever turn into a fish who eats transvestite donkeys from outerspace?

[Hidey 2,836]

yeah

 

will the fish ever doctor who transvestite outerspace from donkeys?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

No because fishes are doctors natural enemies. That wouldn't work.

 

Am I dying?

Edited December 7, 2014 by Red Sage

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

No, you're gonna regenerate.

 

Who did I sex last night?

[Noei 718]

Yourself

 

Who is the father of the toilet paper.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Steve Paper

 

When will Rainbow Dash tell Applejack her feelings towards her?

[Lisa 5,553]

Never because AJ x RD is a horrible ship.

 

Will I go to hell or heaven?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Hellven

 

Will Weird Al ever make a brony song?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

He already has. You just don't know it yet.

 

How many is too many?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

43

 

if cabbages have layers, and i am cabbage, then am i like ogres? and if ogre's is love and life, then am i love and life?

[Hidey 2,836]

No, that makes you an onion. Ogres are onions. 

 

if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does that make you cool or what?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

exactly

 

do you believe in rule 85?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Only if rule 42 states 'rule 85 is real.'

 

Can I go now?

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Going is something numbers can't do. They can only Maths.

 

 

What happens when you divide by 0? 

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

you travel to the pony dimension

 

1 divided by 0 equals?

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,257]

Eleventy billion trillion gazillion!

 

Did 7 really eat 9?

[Hidey 2,836]

oogaoogagoo

 

who was phone?