Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[DubWolf 18,163]

Through the back door!

 

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Hidey 2,836]

 

Do you do the do?

[Samurai Equine 54,522]

Doo doo!

 

What did the president say?!

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

i wouldn't know, i shun human governments

 

What did the Fawks say?

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

AAAAAAAA...

 

Are you u?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes

 

are you U?

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Not particularly, no.

 

Where do ponies come from?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

*Ahem* Equestrian ponies were a scientific accident, in which their ancestors were horses that were subjected to experiments involving dimensional travel, space-and-time stuff, and mutations -- their intelligence caused them to attempt to escape into one of those universes visited, and they produced the Equestrian race.

Is the pen stronger than the sword?

[Summer Greetings 237]

The pens from James Bond that blow up and junk, sure! 

Why are finger-nail clippers and toe-nail clippers two different things?

Edited December 2, 2014 by Summer Greetings

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Marco Polo

 

Hurr?

Edited December 3, 2014 by DolosusDoleus

[Hidey 2,836]

 

What is "is" ?

[Kurael 43]

Da meaning of cookies

 

How high penguins can fly?

[Samurai Equine 54,522]

As far a monkey can swim.

 

Can I store electricity in a wooden barrel?

 

http://hurr-durr.com

 

 

Hurr?

 

Seriously though, why are you linking us to a website with a trojan virus? I'm not hiding this under spoiler tags because I want everyone to know that clicking this link set off my Avast Anti-Virus Program.

[Hidey 2,836]

Okay.

 

Okay?

[AnonBrony 1,469]

Potato.

 

Potota? 

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Toemaetoe

 

 

Tomato?

[SCS 7,537]

Yes.
 
Maybe?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Who knows?

 

 

Who knows what you mean if you won't say what you mean?

[AnonBrony 1,469]

But if it is meaningful then it is what they say to mean that isn't saying what they are supposed to mean to say but also mean to say it in a meaningful saying mean say way of meaning and saying.

 

 

Today? Or Yestermorrow?

Edited December 4, 2014 by AnonBrony

[Hidey 2,836]

You know, I just don't know

 

is it mean to think about kittens in the privacy of a public space?

[Fishy Stick 7,833]

Yes! You monster

 

Are you a Clorbag Varblernelk?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Nope, but I do eat tin cans.

 

How do I make a TARDIS into a potato?

[Samurai Equine 54,522]

Add bacon and cheese.

 

Why do dollars float?

[Hidey 2,836]

Man is least himself when he has potatoes. Make them into fries, and he will show you who he really is.

 

suck it ?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

ok.

 

How do I become ginger? (IDK why, but I feel a Gilligand's Island reference coming)