Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Poptart

 

Why's the sky purple?

[baba_booey 4,302]

Because Rarity is best pony, therefore the gods made the sky that way.

 

Will the illuminati get me while I'm sleeping?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

That's a good question. Thanks for asking me that.

 

What would you do for a klondike bar?

[VinylWubs 1,252]

eat pie

 

Is the world gonna end in 3 minutes?

[Hidey 2,836]

No, the world already ended after Y2K

 

is the sky chicken ?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

No, the chicken is sky. That's a very important distinction. All chickens are skies, but not all skies are chickens.

 

Could you pass me that knife behind you?

[Samurai Equine 50,890]

I tossed it into the neighbor's house.

 

Where did you hide the can of Instant Zach Galifianakis?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

In a tower of Mountain-Dur.

Where can one noscope 360?

[Lucky Star 972]

anywhere you want.

for further information,

seek Justin Beiber's body guard.

 

you just woke up from a coma, how was it?

Edited February 20, 2015 by Lucky Star

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

It's full of stars.

What is the word for the day?

[Lisa 5,553]

Announcing you agree with Hitler's motifs to the world is a good idea

 

What isn't the word of the day?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

S0S.

Why is SeooeS so unreachable?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

When you go down it.

 

If I buy 60 watermelons and then buy 40 bananas. Why is no one asking me what I'm doing with them?

[baba_booey 4,302]

Because they've already figured it out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

This is Sparta.

 

What's your favorite song of the rainbow?

[Art Thief 215]

Red like Roses.

Whot if your legs, didn't know they were legs?

Edited February 21, 2015 by Art Thief

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Potato.

 

How can I test that I have the ability to fly?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Jump out of a pool like a dolphin, and see how far you get.

 

Where are my pants?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

In your wardrobe.

Who exactly is Captain Obvious?

[Samurai Equine 50,890]

My identical clone!

 

Why did you grow fuzz on the bottom of your feet?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because I'm a Hobbit.

Why is the sky green?

[Mesme Rize 15,683]

Because St.Patricks Day is early this year.

 

Would you look into my eyes?

[yeet 2,026]

Yes, and give you a cheeky wink too.

 

how much dub could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

42 billion

 

How many licks does it take to get the center of the Earth?

[#1FluttershyFan 206]

Ask the owl!

 

Hello, [insert your name], what's your name?