Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Because I'm singing

 

Whyyyyy am IIIII siiiiiiiinging?????

[Solid Snake 282]

Billy Mays wants your tacos.

 

Pony?

[Kozmos 129]

ERROR 404

Results Not found

 

Muffin?

[Solid Snake 282]

Sorry, you don't have permission for that!

 

What did the paladin say to the pumpkin?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Where is my chees?!

 

Who was squirel if blue was phone??

[Kozmos 129]

BLARG!

 

BLARG?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

No, Blarg will blarg to Mr. And Mrs. Blarg and they will promote world peace in the name of pancakes.

 

Can Samsung make PlayStation eat tacos and promote world peace?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Only if the tacos are made of magic sprinkles

 

How many umbrellas does it take to lick a rock into space?

[Solid Snake 282]

Needle-nosed wheat bags.

 

Did you napkin today?

[ChikaChan 7,324]

I don't even use napkins! xD

 

Do you want a hello kitty plushie? x3

[Stormlight 1,371]

No, I want a goodbye doggy one.

 

Why do I see with my eyes?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Because without eyes, you can still see 100% clearly and the world as we know it is tacos.

 

Will King Ghidorah and Godzilla babysit Flurry Heart?

[Number62 1,258]

Only if I get to eat them.

 

 

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[JeyWiz 1,097]

Nope, but a Macbook is. 

 

Turtle + Cow - Horse x Donkey = ?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

A weird biological equation..

 

What is the circle route of 7?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Ummm... 

 

                                        7

                                      777

                                    77777

                                    77777 

                                     7777

                                        7

 

Hold on, that's the diamond root of 7.

 

What is the speed of space?

[Solid Snake 282]

A centimeter light.

 

What do bananas tell each other?

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

1.21 gigabytes

 

What's French for "restaurant"?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Caupona

 

What do TV's do when we're not watching them?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Plot for world domination..

 

What do ponies do when we're not watching them?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Turn into ugly demons from the deepest, darkest corner of hell and compete with the TV's in world domination.

 

How does one go to Mordor?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

By not walking into it simply.. you have to walk into it complicatedly

 

What's rock x rock?

[ThePiDay 340]

Maud's favorite ship.

 

 

Who's the president of Equestria?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Isn't if obvious? It's clearly Gummy

 

Who would win.. Celestia's Pillow? Or Luna's Cushion?

[baba_booey 4,303]

Twilight's Blanket.

 

If I were my New Jersey, what would Delaware?