Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Like someone wrapped cloth around a tree.

 

Why did Jack try to be so nimble and quick?

[Vulcan 3,254]

Because the titanic was sinking O_O

 

 

 

 

Do you believe in Magic? in a young girl's heart, How the music can free her whenever it starts?

Edited August 1, 2016 by Crescent Light

[Koukatsu 5,899]

No, I don't. But I do believe she can be used as a ritual sacrifice, so we must protect our younglings.

If a beaver is damned, is he upset by this news, or the happiest he'll ever be?

[Vulcan 3,254]

*resisting all urge to make Angry Beavers reference*

 

Probably indifferent.....Beavers are the most neutral of creatures .-.

 

 

 

 

 

How does one build a city with rock and roll?

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

One wailing guitar solo at a time.

 

Why was she selling seashells by the seashore?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

To get the Seahorses to come.

 

Why are pumkins orange?

Edited August 2, 2016 by Lulaypp Halilintar

[Tarnation 142]

greenfriuts are grape

 

are apples called frapples?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

no, they are called potatoes

 

 

 

if Twilight is the meaning of life, does that mean Sci-Twi is the meaning of Star Trek being a real thing too?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Nope. Sci-Twi is the meaning of all fanfics being canon.

 

If Pinkie Pie turns into a ghost, does that means she is a fake ghost?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

No, then it means she is Surprise

 

 

If Sunset Shimmer came back to Equestria, would Princess Twi want her to be friends with Starlight Glimmer?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Yes. So that one day they can take Princess Celestia and Princess Luna roles after Twilight conquer Equestria.

 

Why did Spike take over the world?

[Luminance 2,186]

Rarity told him so that she can later take it away from Spike. Basically, it was all of Rarity devious ideas and she's just using poor Spike.

 

Remember banana and potato?

[Vulcan 3,254]

Yes I have! One is a standard form of currency and the other is a measurement device... They serve no other purpose.

 

 

What do you do in the morning?

[Tarnation 142]

I tomato.

 

Is Raridad?

[Vulcan 3,254]

Only if Rarimoms

 

 

 

What inspires you?

[Tarnation 142]

Plates are made of rainbow

 

Qwerty?

[Vulcan 3,254]

I don't see why not

 

 

Why do people fall in love?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

Pineapples

 

 

 

If the real answer is that spike was being used by rarity to take over the world, wouldn't Twilight and the rest of the elements of harmony try to stop him like they did with every other villain?

[Luminance 2,186]

The Elements of Harmony doesn't work on Spike because of his dragon scales.

 

What's your headcanon?

[Vulcan 3,254]

They call themselves ponies BUT they look nothing like actual ponies!!! Hence, there is only one logical conclusion!  The world of equestria is clearly set after the events of catastrophic nuclear war!!!! Yes!!! War!!! D: 

 

 

 

Have you ever felt what it's like To be hurt, to feel lost, To be left out in the dark ,To be kicked when you're down .to feel like you've been pushed around? To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you?

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Oh. That was Windex. I thought it was Koolaid. I have to go to the hospital now.

 

Will you drive me to the hospital?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

I don't have a car I'm afraid, but the hospital is in walking distance, if u like ...

 

Why is it called superglue? It doesn't give u super powers n yet normal glue would of worn off by now

[PacificGreen 1,163]

It's called superglue because it's glue, but it's super. Like super super.

 

Do you put French fries on your ketchup and cheeseburger on your cheeseburger?

[Vulcan 3,254]

Only on Wednesdays...

 

 

Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?

Edited August 7, 2016 by Crescent Light

[Vera Veil 1,732]

No Patrick, I lost my sense of touch in the war

 

Why do I hate my life when I'm surrounded by an annoying sponge and star?