Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Dan. 1,825]

You didn't open vegene yet.

Why is there a snake in my boot?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

You went to the jungle. We knocked you out for your safety.

Download toolbars?

[Dan. 1,825]

Only the safe ones.

Why are they called fingers when they don't fing.

[Pieburner 1,680]

THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FUCKING LAUGH I'M NOT GONNA EVEN LIE.

Why is @Ph0enix so funny? Makes me smile everytime.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

You could be attracted to him (my inner shipper wants this to be the answer)

Do you ship soy milk with bacon and cheese?

[Dan. 1,825]

Because my mom ate poison joke when she was pregnant with me.

What do you call 3 o'clock in Boston (11 past Luongo.)

[Pieburner 1,680]

It's called an unconscious Claude Giroux.

What do you call 3 o'clock in Montreal?

[Dan. 1,825]

Aw shit,, the habs aren't going to the Stanley Cup again.

Can I wear my Don Cherry suit here?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Yes uwu

Can I unleash my John Tortorella type anger here?

[Dan. 1,825]

Only if you hold a press conference right after and refuse to answer questions during it.

Can you slap a tomato?

[Will Guide 21,360]

No. But you can flip a pizza.

Can you Tuna Fish?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Perhaps. You'll need the Tunanator tho...

Can you Bacon Eggs?

[Dan. 1,825]

Only after you pancake a waffle into a salad.

Is meat, vegan?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Nope, meat is life and the driving force of the Galactic Empire. :3

Can I marry Rey and become the leader of the Jedi?

Edited December 27, 2017 by We_R_VeNoM

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

Hell no, that's only for REAL jedis.

 

Can you slap a tornado?

[Dan. 1,825]

Only if can dry up the sea.

 

Is this wifi, organic?

[Diamond Dynamite??? 71]

Organs are organic.

 

Do ponies eat rainbows and poop butterflies?

[Dan. 1,825]

They eat hay and oats ya bum.

Is David Bowie a brony?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Of course ! Brony-bowie, do you see the link here ?

Is the inventor of brownies a brony ?

[Wannabrony 11,639]

Fanny Farmer didn't like bronies because of copyright issues.

What would you see in the mirror if you put another mirror facing it?

[HereComesTom 2,267]

You'd see the back of the mirror.

What would happen if you put the line-in from one VCR into the line-out of another VCR, then put the line-in of that VCR into the line-out of the first VCR, and hit "record" on both of them?

[Pieburner 1,680]

wat.

wat?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I SAID WHAT WHAT !

In the what ?

 

[Wannabrony 11,639]

Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

Does Kansas exist?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Kansas is a mythological fictional hick town in Wizard of Oz. So no it hardly exists IRL.

 

Do you  or ?