Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Pieburner 1,680]

...

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[Hierok 11,831]

Ynop?

[Pieburner 1,680]

SCHLOP!

AAA?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

AAAAA !
Schi schna schnappi ?

[Dan. 1,825]

Yes, I agree that Feld0 is one of the rare people with three testicles.

How do I develop super powers?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Accidentally fall into a toxic waste, BUT MAKE SURE its by accident

How do I become a poney?

[Dan. 1,825]

Drink your milk, eat your vitamins and say your prayers brother.

Where's the beef?

[Prospekt 11,018]

Inside a cow.

Who invented the invention?

[Dan. 1,825]

Underpants Gnomes.

Why do I give martial advice to bickering homeless people?

[Will Guide 21,359]

Because it's better than teaching kids how to use guns to defend themselves.

Was Bowser really gay for Mario and only kidnapped Peach to get Mario to come to him?

[Dan. 1,825]

Yes, but toad was still not his son.

Is it wrong to feed cows beef jerky if they like it?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Cows are beef jerky so feeding a beef jerky a beef jerky is stupid.

?sdrawkcaB sihT daeR ouY naC

[Nature Tune 8,392]

....Wonk Tnod I

Why are roses Flowers?

[Dan. 1,825]

Cause I gave them advice in college.

Why can't I stop touching my face after shaving?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Cause you can’t believe you’re a baby deep down.

 

Do you :D or D: ?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Neither! I do this. ————> o3o

Can I wear Zetha’s helmet if I give him Princess Cadance’s crown?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Yes but bring also a bit of Shining Armor mane.

How can you tell if Maud is smillng ?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

You can’t. She moves in mysterious ways. D:

Can I have a slice of salsa cake for my Birthday? o3o

[Pieburner 1,680]

HELL NA DA FUQ?

Is succ dead?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Only if you believe it.
Who in succ anyway ?

[Dan. 1,825]

Did you just assume my gender?

Halp, I got into a fight on reddit and now my mom is going to take away my xbox 360 privledges..how to fix? Im srs u gais ok

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Disclaimer: This is an exaggerated joke. Please do not do this IRL. It will not work and would probably get disowned by your loved ones if you dare to do this. You’ve been WARNED.

 

Turn around, bend all to your knees, move your butthole as if you’re giving lip service to the family around you at the dinner table, do a ventriloquist act with your butthole to say, “Kiss my Ass Mom, My xbox 360 privileges aren’t privileges. They’re my rights and you’re taking away my inalienable xbox rights”. Then you’ll live Happily Ever After. THE END.

 

 

 

Can I take away Venom’s symbiote and use it on my helmet for it to become a Medusa Helmet sprawling snakes and tentacles?

[Diamond Dynamite??? 71]

Derp.

 

 

Can I nom nommed stuff?

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwetuiopasfhklzxcbm!

 

Can I pet Twilight?

[Pieburner 1,680]

YUS

Can I pet Flutters?