Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

2 minutes ago, Yoshi89 said:

Because it's not safe to dance the Macarena.

Why is a dime worth ten cents?

because I said so

why did I ask this question?

[Yakamaru 3,127]

It wasn't so you could figure out what the square root of 42 is, that's for sure.

How many plants does it take to fill a house?

[Tao 7,775]

Depends on the plant and said size of what a "house" is.

 

Where do uniocccoorrns gooo?

Edited October 2, 2020 by Tao

[Nsxile 26,971]

14 minutes ago, Tao said:

Depends on the plant and said size of what a "house" is.

 

Where do uniocccoorrns gooo?

Through the portals... Which you trapped them in 

Why is there only one way to defeat a sandwich?

[Tao 7,775]

2 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

Through the portals... Which you trapped them in 

Why is there only one way to defeat a sandwich?

You just beaatt it beat itttt!

 

How does a hot dog fly?

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Because it have wings, duh. :P

Why does this lasagna taste like it's burned?

[Tao 7,775]

Just now, Yakamaru said:

Because it have wings, duh.

Why does this lasagna taste like it's burned?

Not that good, I had to eat some in real life...

 

How does one make racoon play dead?

[Nsxile 26,971]

By getting giving it a computer and loading a game on it call "Dead". 

5 minutes ago, Tao said:

Not that good, I had to eat some in real life...

 

How does one make racoon play dead?

How did ponies evolve from chickens? 

Edited October 2, 2020 by Nsxile 🔥🐲

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 10/2/2020 at 11:08 PM, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

How did ponies evolve from chickens? 

By crossing the road !

Where do ponies comes from ?

[Nsxile 26,971]

Eggs... Laid by Scootaloo herself 

Is the moon really made of cheese? 

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

Everything in space is dairy, just look at the Milky Way!

Why do they call them “grape tomatoes” if they aren’t really grapes?

[DubWolf 17,263]

Because of SJWs  .

(I thought your answer was clever/stupid  ).

Why don't cats bark?

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

Because they don’t like to chase squirrels up trees, so “bark” isn’t in their vocabulary.

Why do turtles stick their heads in their shells?

[Cagey 4,248]

Because: wouldn’t you if you could?

Why is wind colorless?

[DubWolf 17,263]

Because it can't choose its color, and it doesn't want to take the chance that it might look green , like a fart.

Why can't cockroaches be pretty?

[Evil Pink One 13,506]

On 9/16/2020 at 1:27 AM, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

No. You only have an answer.

Why do you need a minimum of 20 characters to post on this site? 

Actually you need 21 characters (do not include this on the game this is just a correction)

Because they're ugly

Why hasn't this forums change the 20 is the minimum into (21 is the minimum characters)

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Because 21 is too much a round number to use. It can be divided by 3 and 7 as well, and those two numbers are a big no-no.

How many onions does it take to make food taste bad?

[Nsxile 26,971]

1 hour ago, Yakamaru said:

Because 21 is too much a round number to use. It can be divided by 3 and 7 as well, and those two numbers are a big no-no.

How many onions does it take to make food taste bad?

Just the one onion ruins everything... After adding more, it just makes the food taste better and makes you cry over  it 

How many plumbers would you need to pick all of the plums in the world? 

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

As many plumbers as there are plums.

Why is it called “My Little Pony” and not “Our Little Pony” or “Your Little Pony”? 

[Evil Pink One 13,506]

Because it's Hasbro's little pony

Why are we doing this again?

[DubWolf 17,263]

Because doing that is not an option  .

What were bookmarks called before books were invented  ?

[Evil Pink One 13,506]

Scroll marks.

What were scrollmarks called before the scrolls were invented?

[Tao 7,775]

High end toilet paper. 

What do you call a saiyan with no tail?

[Will Guide 21,360]

On 10/7/2020 at 6:03 PM, Tao said:

High end toilet paper. 

What do you call a saiyan with no tail?

No story to tell, obviously.

What would you call Disney without a fan like me?

[Yakamaru 3,127]

Actually good. 

why is there no ice cream left? :<