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Someone on youtude being idiotic.

 

Top Comment: 307 views, and 1,103 likes. Screw physics, Friendship is Magic!

Idiot: WHAT DOES PHYSICS HAVE TO DO WITH MY LITTLE PONY? SHUT UP DUMBASS.

Me: Not sure if trolling or stupid...

Idiot: That guys the stupid one.

 

His lack of intelligance made my day XD

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Actually, I made myself laugh at my own joke... I don't even know if it's possible, but hey...

 

I made this joke on the forum, so copy-paste!

 

Breeface621

 

My cats keep trying to eat my ponies hair D:

 

Toothless the Night Fury

I suppose you say... -puts on sunglasses- ...it's their mane diet. YEEEEEEAHH

 

Ah... I need to make more of these...

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And stuff.

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I was playing magic the gathering, and owned multiple people at once in EDH with niv-Mizzet + consecrated sphinx + copying windfall + recycling my graveyard. Basically, niv Mizzet deals damage every time I draw a card, and I made myself draw about 90 cards in a single turn. And that's without an infinite combo (though I had the cards necessary to do so in my hand, but decided to do it the cooler way :))


Signature now 99% less edgy!

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At work today this girl was explaining how she slammed into a waitress and knocked all her glasses over, and the delivery guy asked if "she got knocked on her cute little ass". It made me laugh because he's like 43 and the waitress is 19...


My signature broke

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  • 4 weeks later...

I was playing Saints row: The third and pressed "F" near a woman...

my pistol went up in her arse and when it came out, she dropped dead to the floor...

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Thanks to Proenix on deviantart for the vector in my avatar and signature.

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WHO'S READY FOR A STORY????

 

 

I was at my friend's house and I forgot to take off my shoes, she made a comment about the floor being clean enough to eat off of at all times, and I told her, "My shoes are clean enough as well!"

 

"Oh yeah, would you eat off your shoes?"

 

I just took off my shoe and licked it. Just to prove that I was willing. Now does that mean my shoes are really clean, or that I'm just a sick little brasstard?

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WHO'S READY FOR A STORY????

 

 

I was at my friend's house and I forgot to take off my shoes, she made a comment about the floor being clean enough to eat off of at all times, and I told her, "My shoes are clean enough as well!"

 

"Oh yeah, would you eat off your shoes?"

 

I just took off my shoe and licked it. Just to prove that I was willing. Now does that mean my shoes are really clean, or that I'm just a sick little brasstard?

 

  • That pumped some life back into this thread.
  • I guess she was the heart and sole of that house.
  • That kind of behavior could get you the boot.
  • Nice story, but I think it could have been tied up better.
  • It's always nice to read a tongue on tongue story.
These puns were sponsored by the National Society for Bad Jokes. Edited by MrMeep
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This morning's greeting at work:

 

Dockworker Adam: Mornin'.

Dockworker Mariano: Morning. Heard we were gonna receive some more Barbecues today.

Dockworker Tony: Oh fun.

Supervisor Dennis: WHAT DIED IN HERE?!

 

(Dennis has all sorts of wisdom pertaining to smells allegedly.)

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Me and my friend did a perfectly synchronised and completely unplanned comedy style scream in a game of halo today. It sounded like it was from some cheesy low budget comedy movie!


I can't make signatures.

Sooo... yeah

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