What job would you end up with in Equestria?

[SkyDream 315]

Weather Pony since 2010.  Never been able to see it in any other light.  Whenever I imagine anything even remotely possible as an alternative, it always, always comes back to Weather Pony.

 

It's not the best job, with few benefits, but it pays the bills.

[Not_A_Replicant 96]

If I ended up in Equestria, like I do in my fan-fiction I would end up being the captain and only member of Twilight's royal guard. To me it seems like it would be a pretty neat job.