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I'm making a slideshow presenting a scientific paper on embryos and body patterning. It's developing rather well.

I wanted to take a shower Thursday evening... but we worked real late that night, so I threw in the towel.

 

The "actual" explanation was because the acronym for Hydroxyl Ion is "OH-", or it can be validly read as "HO-", making a pun on Ho. Dunno where you got the alcohol thing from, but whoever came up with that didn't really understand the joke.

Oh, that's what I thought at first too. I just made a quick Bing search to confirm, that's where the alcohol explanation came from, with context and all ("making aspirin for the professor's hungover wife").

 

Discord used to work at the Equestria coin mint... but then he decided to quit, because after all... "What fun is there in making cents?"

He also quit the perfume factory cuz, what fun is there in making scents?

 

EDIT: After arguing with my best friend, I felt the need to enter a hammam or sauna together. It's always relaxing, so we can come to therms there.

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SORRY FOR TRIPLE POST BUT I COULDN'T IGNORE THESE GEMS

 

"There is a new Serif in town" -title of Metro (London) article on fonts

A fanfic involving buttcracks has a good plotline.

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(The following are ROCK JOKES! So prepare yourself..)

 

Person 1: I really shouldn't take my life for granite.

Person 2: It looks like you've hit rock bottom.

Person 1: You wanna hear a joke?

Person 2: Sure.

Person 1: What did the baby volcano say to the Mummy volcano?

I lava you!

Person 2: Dude, that joke was schist. (yes, this is a type of rock, if you don't know)

 

(This is what happens when you have a crazy science teacher that gives you homework to find rock jokes...)

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@@Skye42, those puns rock. Was your teacher stoned when (s)he instructed you to find them? Did you show them to your papa and magma?
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This thread is so PUNNY i can BEARly BEAR the Puns, that are being MANEd here

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Pinkie Circumfrence / Pinkie Diameter = Pinkie Pi

 

(Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night.)

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What do you call an athletic nun?

VIRGIN MOBILE!

 

What do you call two Mexicans playing Basketball?

JUAN ON JUAN!

 

What are Mario's overalls made from?

DENIM, DENIM, DENIM!

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You can't trust lamps because they're shady... but I shouldn't make light of trust issues.

 

Being bisexual is great. You're not gay, you're not straight, you're graight.

Also in a gay shop, gays buy things while straight people might just be curious, but you can be buy-curious.

 

When Vincent lost his car, he said "Where did my van gogh?" Not sure if this joke made an impression on anyone.

 

Did you hear about the breathing therapist and the geologist dating? OMg


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Been playing Mario Party 8 and realized many of the mini-games there have punny names. Or alliterations.

Rowed to Victory, Ion the Prize, Cardiators, King of the Thrill, Pumper Cars...

 

Oh, and the ringmaster's "secrets" (aka description) of King Boo's Haunted Hideaway contains this: "The stairs are staring! The whole manor has no manners!"


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What did the dollar name his son?

 

Bill!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

(( Got it off a Popsicle. ))

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Q: Why can a man never go hungry in a great desert?
A: He can eat the sand which is there.

 

 

( Btw. I really like your avatar Minty Wintergreen :) )

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Alright, anybody a fan of rap battles? Well, here's one where the aim is to deliberately make the worst, corniest, most terrible puns ever; it's brilliant. (Battle starts at 1:54)

 

(strong language)

 

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