Feather Spiral 1,892 May 19, 2013 Share May 19, 2013 (edited) I'm making a slideshow presenting a scientific paper on embryos and body patterning. It's developing rather well. I wanted to take a shower Thursday evening... but we worked real late that night, so I threw in the towel. The "actual" explanation was because the acronym for Hydroxyl Ion is "OH-", or it can be validly read as "HO-", making a pun on Ho. Dunno where you got the alcohol thing from, but whoever came up with that didn't really understand the joke. Oh, that's what I thought at first too. I just made a quick Bing search to confirm, that's where the alcohol explanation came from, with context and all ("making aspirin for the professor's hungover wife"). Discord used to work at the Equestria coin mint... but then he decided to quit, because after all... "What fun is there in making cents?" He also quit the perfume factory cuz, what fun is there in making scents? EDIT: After arguing with my best friend, I felt the need to enter a hammam or sauna together. It's always relaxing, so we can come to therms there. Edited May 20, 2013 by Feather Spiral 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 May 24, 2013 Share May 24, 2013 What do you tell a Deuterostome blastula as it enters gastrulation? Prepare your anus. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 25, 2013 Share June 25, 2013 SORRY FOR TRIPLE POST BUT I COULDN'T IGNORE THESE GEMS "There is a new Serif in town" -title of Metro (London) article on fonts A fanfic involving buttcracks has a good plotline. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,797 June 25, 2013 Share June 25, 2013 Spoilered because NSFW. That jacket is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd becoming too. 3 Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 June 25, 2013 Share June 25, 2013 (edited) Edited June 25, 2013 by Derpy Cowbell 2 <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye42 59 June 27, 2013 Share June 27, 2013 (The following are ROCK JOKES! So prepare yourself..) Person 1: I really shouldn't take my life for granite. Person 2: It looks like you've hit rock bottom. Person 1: You wanna hear a joke? Person 2: Sure. Person 1: What did the baby volcano say to the Mummy volcano? I lava you! Person 2: Dude, that joke was schist. (yes, this is a type of rock, if you don't know) (This is what happens when you have a crazy science teacher that gives you homework to find rock jokes...) 2 Some ponies, just wanna watch the world BURN DERP My oc's are in my profile here: http://mlpforums.com/user/17043-skye42/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 30, 2013 Share June 30, 2013 @@Skye42, those puns rock. Was your teacher stoned when (s)he instructed you to find them? Did you show them to your papa and magma? 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest June 30, 2013 Share June 30, 2013 This thread is so PUNNY i can BEARly BEAR the Puns, that are being MANEd here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qqq 217 July 7, 2013 Share July 7, 2013 Pinkie Circumfrence / Pinkie Diameter = Pinkie Pi (Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 July 9, 2013 Share July 9, 2013 (edited) I asked my computer about the puns in this thread. It said "This hertz!" Edited July 9, 2013 by Daring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 July 9, 2013 Share July 9, 2013 asked my computerYou speak to your computer? Well, that's Daring. Hope you never lose the drive. and on the subject of computers 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegeez 150 July 9, 2013 Share July 9, 2013 What do you call an athletic nun? VIRGIN MOBILE! What do you call two Mexicans playing Basketball? JUAN ON JUAN! What are Mario's overalls made from? DENIM, DENIM, DENIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 July 11, 2013 Share July 11, 2013 You can't trust lamps because they're shady... but I shouldn't make light of trust issues. Being bisexual is great. You're not gay, you're not straight, you're graight. Also in a gay shop, gays buy things while straight people might just be curious, but you can be buy-curious. When Vincent lost his car, he said "Where did my van gogh?" Not sure if this joke made an impression on anyone. Did you hear about the breathing therapist and the geologist dating? OMg I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budding Night 1,043 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 I mustache you a question.. But I'll have to shave it for later. Signature by mwah~ OC; Evening Glory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Upon entering the room made of glass, he wondered what version of Windows the room was running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Upon entering the room made of glass, he wondered what version of Windows the room was running. Not so for the man in the orchard. He used Apple. http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Been playing Mario Party 8 and realized many of the mini-games there have punny names. Or alliterations. Rowed to Victory, Ion the Prize, Cardiators, King of the Thrill, Pumper Cars... Oh, and the ringmaster's "secrets" (aka description) of King Boo's Haunted Hideaway contains this: "The stairs are staring! The whole manor has no manners!" I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ihei 713 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 What did the dollar name his son? Bill! HAHAHAHAHAHA (( Got it off a Popsicle. )) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Q: Why can a man never go hungry in a great desert?A: He can eat the sand which is there. ( Btw. I really like your avatar Minty Wintergreen ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Bay 1,027 July 13, 2013 Share July 13, 2013 Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 July 13, 2013 Share July 13, 2013 First, Valve had... well, a valve. Then, they gave it some Steam. Then they added a Source. Now they gave it a Pipeline. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Periwinkle 3,775 July 19, 2013 Share July 19, 2013 I'm laying on a bunch of lettuce. Why? I was just putting on boots, a ten gallon and an oversized belt buckle, so I guess I'm just ranch dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 July 19, 2013 Share July 19, 2013 (edited) Why do Italians never stay in one place for very long? Because they're always Roman around. Edited July 19, 2013 by Full Spectrum 3 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Old Head 4,816 July 19, 2013 Share July 19, 2013 (edited) Alright, anybody a fan of rap battles? Well, here's one where the aim is to deliberately make the worst, corniest, most terrible puns ever; it's brilliant. (Battle starts at 1:54) (strong language) Edited July 19, 2013 by Flipturn Amaterasu ツ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 July 20, 2013 Share July 20, 2013 There was a band called 1023mb. They never had a gig. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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